I love Sacramento. Every time I perform there I have a magical time and I have no idea why.

Here is a completely unedited 65 minute set from the Sacramento Punchline. Most stand-up specials are severely over-edited, making them frankly unwatchable (including my first one). Stand-up is spontaneous and raw in a way that cannot be captured through endless edits and 7 camera angles. I hope this is a fun, loose and raw view into what going to a stand-up comedy show at a comedy club actually looks and feels like.

It doesn't hurt that I have an amazing hour of jokes that I'm very proud of.

PLEASE COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR in 2025 - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

JOIN MY MAILING LIST AND ILL TELL YOU WHEN I PERFORM NEAR YOU - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

London UK 8/4
Edinburgh, Scotland 8/6
Colorado Springs 8/15
NYC 8/20
Poughkeepsie NY 8/21
Point Pleasant NJ 8/24
Los Angeles 8/28
Columbus OH 9/6
Binghamton NY 9/13
Fargo ND 9/26-9/27
Houston 10/3-10/4
Jacksonville FL 10/17-10/18
Indianapolis 10/26
Lexington KY 10/31-11/1
Portland OR 11/6-11/8
Vancouver BC 11/9
Charlotte NC 11/13-11/15
Asheville NC 11/16
Montreal 11/20
Toronto 11/21-11/22
Fort Collins CO 12/4-12/7
Boston 12/11-12/13
Burlington VT 12/14
Tacoma WA 12/18-12/20
Spokane WA 12/21


Buy tix - https://punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

0:00 Hilarious Intro
1:06 Homeless People
1:40 My Target Demo
2:15 Sexuality is a Spectrum
3:38 My most offensive joke
5:25 Racist Dating Apps
6:35 A Female Heckler Appears
7:30 Mental Health
10:15 Celebrity Worship
16:30 Catholicism
17:30 Female Heckler Reappears
18:35 Catholicism Again
19:00 Judaism
20:00 Greek Audience Member
21:00 Lost Virginity to Prostitute
22:45 I Dont Last Long in Bed
23:45 When I Lost My Virginity
25:00 I Hate New Technology
26:00 I Meet a Muslim
27:00 God Is a Woman?
27:40 Republican Family
30:15 Women Can't Be President
31:30 Pickleball
32:30 Secret Republicans
33:10 Joe Rogan
33:45 Dont Smoke Weed
35:00 Liberalism is Done
37:00 A Great Michael Jackson Joke
38:50 Female Heckler Reappears
41:45 I Hate My Mom
42:45 I Love My Mom
44:20 Bullied As A Kid
45:00 I Know Everything About History
46:30 A New Heckler Appears
48:30 I Love Wells Fargo
50:00 I Love Matt Rife
50:40 I Love Muslims
52:00 Boomers
53:00 LGBTQ
55:15 AOC
56:15 Why Are You Single
56:40 Arguing in a Relationship
58:30 An Amazing Callback
1:00:00 The Epic Closer