Did you know Jared Dines buys his hats one size too big so he can tuck his ears in?

Gojira is causing global warming to make money from writing songs about it

Bo Burnham being Vessel is fucking hysterical. I know it's not true, but  my life would be utterly complete

If laughter is, in fact, the best medicine, these two will each live to be 750 years old lol.

New Austin costume unlocked

i have a conspiracy that jared gets paid by the local weather channel to spread reports of the current climate in washington state every episode

You guys should make a crunkcore song

Finn's about to drop one last video called "Why Djent Daddy Djarred is the biggest bronie in the scene"

Hotel California can also be a reference to the industry and how you "sell your soul" to the record label. The amount of absolutely terrifying contracts that were signed over the years would surprise you even if you think they wouldn't. "You can check out any time you like," as in self-delete, "but you can never leave," because they own you and all of your art. "This could be heaven or this could be hell," is how a lot of people look at making it big. Sure there's some positives, but there's a ton of downsides as well most musicians don't think about when getting into the music industry. Record labels have gotten away with far too much for far too long.

New conspiracy unlocked:

the end of the video that was "cut" and "fast forwarded", was censored by Finn McKenty explaining the definition of "clopping. "

God I really hope sleep token somehow hears that Bo burnham thing and invites him to dress as vessel for a show

Jared commented on the clown shirt so Austin had to change….but Jared is still wearing the Sweetwater tee that he wears in every video lol

Austin without the killer clowns hat is weird. but sick perm

0:36 “I just didn’t want the eyes on me” when Bo’s “all eyes on me” song has the most Sleep Token vibes.

Take a shot everytime Austin says "that's funny"

Next time vessel gets in stage the lights go to his face and he just goes
….”gobblegobblegobble….”

"Hey everyone! Welcome to the Dickey Dines Show. Now for the local weather report..."😅

"He leaned into it a lot" pun fully unintentional but killed me nonetheless lol

The person who started the Manson rib rumour is somewhere on this planet, sitting there thinking, "oopsie" 👀🤣

My new conspiracy theory is that the “driving infraction” that Austin got before this episode was a hit and run charge