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First nominees for the 2026 Golden Crocoduck

potholer54

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The Golden Crocoduck, given for the biggest breach of the Ninth Commandment in pursuit of the creationist cause, will be announced on the feast day of St. Jude Thaddeus, 28 October.
I'll squeeze in another video of nominees before the announcement.

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SOURCES:
'Evolution is fake' woman:
Evolution is FAKE..! And I Can Prove It in...

Piltdown Man:
Evolution Is a Lie? Islam Knew the Truth!

'The Jaw of Piltdown Man' paper, Miller.
https://www.journals.uchicago.edu/doi...

'No one cares' guy:
https://www.tiktok.com/@julionomartel...

Post-it notes creationist:
https://www.tiktok.com/@proof.of.him/...

'17 elements' dude:
The Dumbest Proof Of God Yet!

Thanks!

20 Comments

@matthewmulkeen 4 minutes ago

Ozzy lady saying talking about fakes also seems to have fake blond hair herself 🤔

@Tyjohnable 6 minutes ago

Are probiotics fake?
I heard that they don't really do much cuz most of them gets destroyed by your gut, but I've never heard that they were outright fake

@oldbatwit5102 6 minutes ago

I am pretty sure that most of these young TikTok, youtube, facebook etc. creationists don't actually believe what they are pushing, they are just after clout, clicks and views.
I would even venture that a lot of them aren't christians or even religious.

@metalzonemt-2 6 minutes ago

Same debunked arguments decade after decade. If only there was a way to learn from the mistakes of others.

@MaxPower-ty2mo 13 minutes ago

Those dam high velocity trees! They're a dam menace! Just look at what they did to that car. Lol

@henkenmarionschuringaart-ku6zb 15 minutes ago

CultureCatz published a series of videos on people "proving" god. Not exactly breeching the 9th commandment, but close to breeching the 6th, because you'll almost die laughing.

@AlbertaGeek 25 minutes ago

If creationists didn't lie, they'd have nothing to say.

@handsome_man69 25 minutes ago

I love you potholer

@leslieviljoen 26 minutes ago

So the elements in dirt guy actually proved that we weren't made from dirt? 👏 👏 👏

@shrinkled 26 minutes ago

2:51 stop giving this moron a platform

@MrYahboo 32 minutes ago

03:35 - that's NOT a sledgehammer.

I look forward to your correction.

@edide1627 33 minutes ago

All worthy candidates "for the golden crockoduck" you've got there Potholer, may the best one win.

@碇バカシンジ 34 minutes ago

every scientist you look up to had a keen interest in the esoteric, occult, alchemy, etc.
the scientific method itself is a philosophical framework.
these people are closer to the truth than any "I love science" redditician dogmatist will ever be.

@SCS-1964 37 minutes ago

Religion poisons everything.

@StopAIslopPls 43 minutes ago

Whenever I feel dumb I just come here and get reaffirmed that there are people considerably dumber than I

@DeconvertedMan 44 minutes ago

ITS THAT TIME! :D yay!!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3

@Forest_Fifer 55 minutes ago

Just to remind everyone that Lily Jay (how does that work) is Muslim, just for all the idiots who claim that atheists never have a go at Islam, just Christianity.

@itsphoenixingtime 56 minutes ago

Look inside proof of God using science
Not a proof of God using science

@MaximilliansHammer 1 hour ago

How perspicacous of you to cut that poor fellow off.

@dellaian 1 hour ago

I think that we can inference through evidence that in the span of 100 years, creationists accept the terminology "science" by watching their sheer incompetence displayed in every video trying to proof the existence of their Gods.