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An aura farming deck where you stack auras on your commander but they never attack, only stand there menacingly

Scoot swarm doubles the dips every time you double dip

Are you okay, friend? Point to the place on the Azusa where the landfall hurt you.

Didnt mention earthbending. Turn your land into creatures, sac them and get x2 landfall triggers.

somebody fought a mossborn hydra it seems

The blue player draws 17 cards in one turn and no one bats an eye. But I play an extra land on my turn and SOCIETY

A Guran Lagan deck where your commander is a small 1/1 human. Then you use robot theme cards to give it absurd battlefield altering abilities.

It's my guac and I can double dip if I want to.

The scutes made me think, you should build a math exam deck. Do whatever you can to manufacture situations where you're creating a bunch of creature tokens at once or something like that, where it'd be easy to hand wave it away as "going infinite" or just "making enough to kill anyone", but you quiz your opponents on the exact number you make. Have them write it on a scrap of paper in secret and then reveal their answers at the same time, and if anyone makes a mistake, you swing at them with your multitude of creatures. That way, you're incentivized to try to make the math problems as tricky as possible to increase the odds of them messing up

You're dipping and eating the dip with a spoon after each bite at this point.

Speaking of Zimone, what about a math deck using "Zimone, All-Questioning" as the commander, focusing on all the cards that say "multiply" "divide" and "subtract", among other mathy themed cards?

Now add in Traveling Chocobo and double dip all of the double dips

As a Lord Windgrace player I can confirm that the answer to landfall is player removal.

I challenge you, the most unhinged deck builder on the internet, to recreate Noah’s Arc, with two of each animal (preferably with synergy), and you need to include the arc itself and the flood… good luck

I’ve still got 2 minutes left in the video, but im shocked you haven’t mentioned Moraug.

I’m pretty new and I picked him up as part of my Aurelia deck focused around additional attack phases and double strike, but I quickly realized Moraug is absolutely fucking insane.

+1 for every creature every time they at attack per turn. Then Landfall gives you an additional combat phase. With the right cards, you can stack his Landfall to trigger multiple times per turn along with other cards that an additional combat phases per turn. He’s an absolute nightmare without much set up.

No, you gotta earthbend your evolving wilds and terramorphic expanse before sacing them

Waiting to use a fetch land instead of a regular land on turns where you have a landfall effect is almost sort of a strategic play kind of

The craziest part about landfall is that it’s only gotten stronger with the avatar set. Because now you can just make your lands into creatures, purposely kill them, and then they just come back to the battlefield and trigger more landfall. I love being a psychopath 😈

Landfall players dont just double dip, they just geab salsa out of the bowl with their hands and eat it. Then they lick their fingers and dip again.