whys is technos chat always obsessed with me

I like how “hog hunt” made this scene looks so cinematic but when u watch the actual thing it looks like a 3rd grade play

"I have a pickaxe and I'll put it through your teeth!" - Technoblade

Techno: in the midst of being executed
Ghostbur: "I named him friend!"

There’s 3 laws of motion and physics...
1. An object in motion, will stay in motion
2. The force on an object is equal to it’s mass times it’s acceleration
3. Technoblade never dies

Dude when you see "Postmortal" appear in chat.. oh that gave me chillllls

Can we talk about how he actually. Killed a guy. In full netherite and a diamond axe. With a. With a pickaxe. And iron armour. He's. He's so good.

This has to be one of Techno's best smp streams

He was more worried about Carl than 4 people in netherite chasing him.

the fact that techno only just got a Postmortal achievement means that he has literally never been close to death that the totem of undying uses itself

Quackity: confused how Techno survived
Techno: literally holding a totem

5:13
"Do you think you are enough to kill me? Even unarmed, with iron armor. Do you really think you can take me?" That gave me chills.

"You think death can kill me quackity"
😂😂

Techno vs quackity is equivalent to a mech warrior with laser guided missles vs some dude in light combat armor and a m16

if technoblade had his sword and used a strength pot it would do about 17 dmg but this man had a pickaxe and beat his ass

The stream isn't even over you're so powerful

Techno: you should gone for the totem

Those guys who make the animatics are gonna have a field day with today's streams

Say it with me: “Not even close”

technoblade= captain jack sparrow