“I attacked back….in self-defense”

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Jeff Chan was playing DOOM when everyone was roleplaying in skyrim.

Guy at the bar: just trying to get a refill
Jeff Chan: "So you have chosen death..."

The team: This is self-defense.

Jeff Chan: This is self offense.

Upvote if you want to see sensei seth on season 3 using only sumo style and mawashi 😂

People need self defence to protect themselves from Jeff Chan. And craig is too Aussie for the simulation, being able to spawn beer in front of a police interrogation.

I....attacked back...in self defense. We need a t-shirt with this.

You're right, Seth, there were others, like Jesse, who wanted to leave the "bar".  But the difference between them and Craig was that they let their "friend" convince them to stay. Craig was like "fuck it, then you're on your own. I'm going home"

Jeff Chan thought best self defence is self offence

Jeff Chan thought they were filming the next roadhouse, chose violence

Police: “We’re putting you in solitary confinement.”
Jeff: “Why?!”
Police: “For protection.”
Jeff: “I don’t need protection!”
Police: “Protection for THEM!”

How do you defend yourself in a bar fight?
Jeff: Become the attacker

USDC: Let's see how the participants will handle the bar fight
Jeff Chan: I am the bar fight

Love seeing Jeff come in like "I'm going to knock out every person in this room" and then Ranton is immediately after him being the most chill dude in the world while getting punched in the head.

(I think the earlier version of this comment got rejected, so I'm trying to soften the language)

Jeff Chan with the Bas Rutten strategy. "I'm sorry, bang bang bang no I'm not."

Jeff out here with Chael Sonnen " I can't let you get too close" energy

Seth should go for Season 3

Dude Natan is the Terminator. Absurdly cool display.

Natan is a good reminder of what can happen when you start a fight with someone you don't know. Secret UFC fighter, you and ALL your homies going to the hospital xD

jeff chan in the first scenario is how everyone be playing gta