It’s honestly terrifying since it feels a lot like walking home from a bar

the drawn on abs on all the guys is what really kills me 😭

3:49 “why is everyone leaving”  killed me dude I’m crying

read that giant book sign as “good girls go for bald guys”

This has me cracking up. I love a good ending!!!

I didn't realize that it was SeaWorld that did it. What a nightmare combination

avant garde editing at the end there...

i cant believe you thought even for a second he said that. thank god Maya, the researcher is here to save you once more!!

Why not have a bunch of, like, sexy but still spooky merpeople? I mean, it’s SEA world, not Bookworld or whatever, and with the merpeople you’d have an excuse for putting them in an “enclosure” so people can’t get handsy with the scare actors.

my favourite part of this video was the two minutes of silence at the end.

Should've been a bunch of buff scalies of the fishes there, lost opportunity 💔

3:49 "why is everyone leaving" put me in absolute fucking hysterics

The giant book that mentions fingering is genuinely the funniest part to me bc what 😭

the sliding to make sparks is actually like a pretty common haunt actor thing iirc? i find it so cool that idek why its a scare thing tbh. its like if a mummy did a backflip im just going "OOOO SICK!" and completely forgetting the scary aspect

Maya the Researcher is perfect and Pinely can't hear anything with his lame ears.

I didn't even know Sea World had a theme park to it, I thought it was like an evil Aquarium/circus where they have marine animals doing the tricks

They tried to make a BookTok Dark Romance land, and instead they accidentally invented their own WWE knockoff roster

I propose a secret third option: i think he asked “having some fun?”

the guy clearly said, "I'd like to talk to you about your car's extended warrenty"

They could have gone the Shape of Water route. I'm disappointed. 😢