it stays in the pit :_TechnoShade:

You know you've messed up when the person you're drowning begins to drink water

You can hear the happiness in techno's voice when he killed a massive amount of people with his crossbow promoting his channel

I love how he accidentally kills schlatt and quackity, then immediately decides the best solution is to kill everyone present

"Any critical, national weaknesses we want to talk about?"
Dead silence
"For fun?"

Technoblade’s actual personality is his own character lmao and it fits perfectly

jschlatt: “Take him out.”
technoblade: “take him out to dinner?”

who is rewatchings his vids

For anyone who didn’t watch the stream, he was “drowning” for literally 5 minutes




2+ years later: rip techno; you gave me the most amount of notoriety I’ve ever experienced on YouTube, about 20+ thousand likes upon a comment (compared to my highest viewed video of 3k). Even though this is just a comment, I hope you rest well… if there is an afterlife, I hope your humor hasn’t changed. I hope you are watching us all. And most importantly, I hope that your still bullying tommyinnit even in death…

everyone: oh my god this is terrible techno just massacred the audience and our leaders
techno: i cant wait for that clout i just plugged myself in 20 different channels

"The only universal language is violence"
"Might've just committed tax fraud"
"Oh, and the murders"
"Those rockets cost $10,000"
"All the cool kids talk about state secrets"
"You have to understand, I was under mild peer pressure"
"The firework weapons test was a HUGE success"
"I'll continue stockpiling weapons"

4 year later I still cry to watching his video call "so long nerds" I hope her has a fun life in heaven

"any critical, national weaknesses you wanna talk about, for fun!" - Technoblade the undercover spy

"uhhhhhhh, what?" - dictator jschlatt

"woohoo state secrets"
this was my favorite part.

Techno: "There was like 20 guys!"

Also Techno: Kills entire server in less than 20 seconds.

When techno killed jschlatt while trying to kill tubbo -
plot.exe has stopped working

Who rewatching now ???

Technoblade: “I was peer pressured, there were like 20 guys who would jump me”
Also Technoblade: *Literally murders the entire crowd along with everyone onstage”

What this video has shown me:
- People can drink water while drowning
- Peer pressure can kill
- fireworks + crossbow = most OP weapon
- violence is the universal language

"I Needed to take a break from drowning to get a glass of water"

-Technoblade 2020

That rocket launcher is so unbelievably OP. Even Techno was genuinely shocked when he saw how many people he just insta-killed. Gotta love it xD