My children adopted... A FROST SPIDER. As their pet. I freaked out when I saw the frost spider in my house but then one of my children was like "can we keep him???"

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1 hour of Skyrim information to fall asleep to

"Skyrim is all about being immersed in a second life that lets you do things that you can't do in real life, like cast spells, slay dragons and talk to women"

sighs deeply “okay, what do I name my next character?”

I honestly killed Grelod before even knowing about The Dark Brotherhood questline just because of how much I hated her.

I used calm on a bunch of bandits before killing them. The Courier showed up with like 8 letters of inheritance all saying “it is with great regret that we inform you of Bandit’s (Bandit Chief’s, Bandit Marauder, Bandit etc.) death.”
Free gold out the Waazoo.

I also pocket pocketed the Briar Heart from one of those Forsworn, it killed him immediately. But I later had a Bounty Hunter after me with a letter from that Forsworn Briar heart calling me a thief.
This game is wicked.

4:40 "while exploring Skyrim you might have come across some unfortunate bugs..." Oh where do i even start

"...in jars" oh yeah that too

Essentially an hour of convincing me to do another play through for the 865th time which I’ll always fall for and end up spending the next 2 months of my life mindlessly playing the game again…. AND IM READY FOR IT

It would be so sick if the Headsman’s Axe had its own special decapitation killcam where the player knocks the target to their knees, and brings the axe down just like the execution animation (but faster, for practical reasons).

Jokes on you, Ysolda being a real bad badie makes her more of a keeper.

Some may call these useless facts. But me, I call them treasures.

Sorry I’m late, and I’m not trying to hate, just let you know, but you seem to have gotten the beginning of the game mixed up. The Dragonborn, when crossing the border wasn’t leaving Skyrim to go to Cyrodiil, and then they got taken back. They were moving from Cyrodiil into Skyrim. This is shown by multiple lines of dialogue. For example, if you choose Nord as your race, Hadvar will say “You CHOSE a bad time to come home to Skyrim, kinsman” suggesting that the player wasn’t in Skyrim before and chose to go there. Also, after choosing to follow Hadvar in ‘Unbound’ you can talk to him about the other prisoners and the Civil War. He will say “You haven’t heard of the Civil War in Skyrim? I guess down in Cyrodiil people have other things to worry about” also after asking him why the worship of Talos was outlawed, he will say “I guess it wasn’t a big deal elsewhere in the empire” again suggesting you aren’t from Skyrim. Finally, if you ask Alvor (the blacksmith in Riverwood) who Jarl Elisif the Fair is, he will respond with “Ah, I forget you’re new to Skyrim”

1:11 "meanacingly" we all said in unison

There’s a mod for skyrim that makes skooma make you trip and the room with the rieklings is one of the trip encounters

Lemkil is an anagram for Kill me so I oblige every game.

I think the guy falling in the Reikling animation testing room is for a mage you can run into on Solstheim who is testing a spell that results in him launching into the air and falling to his death.

3:54 it’s unlikely that she wanted the player character dead. One theory is that her old business partner Christophe Bartlet was the intended victim. There’s a letter in the Bannered Mare from her to him and it’s also believed he may be the skeleton under the bridge to Dragonsreach

The Clairvoyance spell only points to Vasha because he is the closest target to your character when you spawn in the Abandoned House after being kidnapped.

If you move closer to one of the other targets instead, then save and reload that save, Clairvoyance will point you to that new target instead of Vasha.

Aela was never in a relationship with Sjor. They spent so much time together because they were the only ones to fully embrace the gift of Hircine.

No facts in Skyrim is useless. All facts is valuable in some way.

Now we just need to wait for the 2 hour useless facts about Skyrim video.