5 years ago this was…wow.

"Let me just break into this woman's house real quick.."

I love how Albert’s recording room is just full of styrofoam and mannequin corpses

Year 2017: Adopting Children
Year 2020: Trading Children

6:00 “I NEED A SHOWER” emMa chAMbErlAin wHO

someone in the chat: “a b c”
albert: “abaca”

“A child eating murder”


That’s called a cannibal flamingo..

random girl selling her child: what will you do with it?
albert: what do you think
albert in head: D E S T R O Y   T H E    C H I L D

Albert: I’ll give untra rare for child

Someone: ABC

Albert : someone said ALBECHA

Me: it’s literally... ok....

“What will you do to the child?”


Albert:” e a t  i t”

"what will you do to the child"




"e a t   i t"

I think Albert is addicted to getting and destroying mannequins

“I can’t eat something that’s dead “ said Albert
What does he eat ?
Living humans?

no one:
Flamingo: Let's buy some children today

Albert: "I can't eat something that's DEAD!"
Me: sigh life

i just like to imagine albert’s parents watching these videos and being like: umm... O_o

Alternate Title: Human Trafficking a virtual child.

"Thx for ultra-rare "
"Thx for child"
Me : commitment :  )

8:00 Thx you for this sound effect.