"Of course I'll help save the world. That's where I keep my stuff."

The Rogue: "DM, I wanna check the bounty board for myself."
The Wizard: "are you a criminal?"
The Rogue: "not here."

My group’s essentially evil thieves guild (disguised as a jewel cutter’s guild) once saved the city from an invasion under the the pretense of “HEY YOU BASTARDS! THOSE ARE OUR CUSTOMERS!!”

I just want to save beautiful dragons from horrible princesses...

“If you can’t explain why the Villain is the Hero in his own story...you don’t know your Villain well enough.” - I don’t remember who said that, but it was a famous author.

"I was framed for a crime I didn't commit!"
"As opposed to a crime you did commit?"
"What? A guy's gotta make a living!"

If this is the quality of video the kickstarter results in then i have never been more happy with a purchase in my life.

I am the Scion of Orcus! You shall all be reduce to ash and serve my Lord in.... Why did you kick that  puppy? What's wrong with you?

"As a result, this video is super long."
Instantly clicks like.

I'm more annoyed with people who label their characters "good" yet do all manner of evil things and just say ooh man I'm only "chaotic", screw that, planing to kill an entire ship and crew just because the npc captain locked you up in the brig after you try stealing everything not nailed down is not "Chaotic" its evil plain and simple. And I would respect such a player more if they just said that they were evil.

My favorite pc was evil. When asked why I would travel with a Paladin, I replied " he's obligated to protect me, he's good".

"People are not fundamentally good or fundamentally evil, people are fundamentally people" - Good Omens

I once ran a party of 6 evil characters. The 4 LE killed the CE barbarian  and the NE rogue sat back and drank while they did it. Then the LE cleric animated the dead character as a zombie. It was great.

"It was self defense, I swear! That orphanage tried to kill me, of course i had to burn it down!"

I don't know who this guy is, it was just in my recommended. His weird beard made me stay to gawk, and his golden radio voice, eloquence, and cadence made it great.

Step 1: Become evil IRL.
Step 2: Emulate it in D&D.

"I had to do it, don't you see" That was good. Good delivery, good line. It really evoked a feeling of evil for me. The best villains in stories always think they are working towards some greater good. Or at least they convince themselves.

Definitely going to run a oneshot where they save a beautiful dragon from a terrible princess.

Horray!

“Chaotic Evil doesn’t mean ‘murder the dude just cuz’”