You know those ASMR video that you find really relaxing but at the same time you just think to yourself "what the fuck am i watching"? Yeah this is one of those videos.
If I had to pick one word to describe you...it'd probably be.... sophisticated. You have an amazing grasp of the English language that is rare for any age.
I got so excited when you started to talk about chutney. It's delicious in curries. I use it when something native is too spicy for me. Sweetens and adds a soft flavor!