“I swear to god I thought dogs could breathe under water”. That shit had me dead 😂😂💀

Why does watching this in broken increments feels just like watching it normally

For an incredibly out of shape guy, Peter sure can swim.

"What's your name"?
"Uh...uh...uh...pea...uh...uh...uh...tear...uh...uh...uh...griffin. Yea, that's it Peter Griffin. Ah, crap".  🤣

"If you look at the bones of a JESUSnosourus rex..." lmao XD, thats so good

I’m not sure what the Italian butcher said but Peter told him that the meet cuts he was serving were terrible and basically wanted a refund.

"I'm the tampon one" was the first 'holy shit don't laugh even though you're alone nobody will know but keep your shit together' moment for me

“Scientists have determined that the universe was created by a scGOOOOOOOOOOOOODig bang.”  Gets me every time lol.

“It’s so intense, it skips over the other 2” ☠️☠️☠️☠️

"and there is a giant poo on your desk" I was waiting for it but still laughed

"MOUNTAIN DEW IS THE BEST SODA"- I laughed so hard

The centipede joke was hilarious

"I'm the tampon guy" is genius 😆😆😆

6:56 “Mr. Griffin, that liver’s gotta come out” gasp “It’s been in the microwave for 3 minutes, it’ll get dry” LOLLLLL 😂

2:52 I HAVE SPOKEN!

The african american heart monitor XD

"Pea tear Griffin" had me dead laughing

"Chris can I see you in the kitchen for a sec?" Will never not be funny 😂

Anyone else feel like Meg should have actually been on American Dad for a few episodes?

I lost it at the Canadian guy that came from "AA eh"