Dude!  An adult Short Round handling all the action and Indy acting as the academic like his old man would’ve been the best way to tell this story.

Does anyone else think that Fleabag is just repulsive?

You know you screwed up when you made Krystal Skull look like a good movie by comparison.

The funny thing about Indiana Jones's son dying doesn't also make any sense because the TV show Young Indiana Jones Chronicles showed old Indi with his grandson Spike.

The CGI in the beginning just foreshadows how much effort they put into the movie tbh

The writers of this movie think that Helena Shaw is funny, enchanting, and heroic. Terrifying.

He gets a pass for the Ark. He has no excuses for not believing in magic outside of that.

29:12 destroying all those artifacts, all i can think is 'it belongs in a museum'

Small correction: He did not watch the Ark of the Covenant melt a dudes face off, as you have to keep your eyes shut the entire time to avoid that fate yourself. He only saw the aftermath of what happens when the Ark is opened.

So all he could infer from its opening is that it causes bad shit to happen with no understanding of what that shit is other than that it's extremely painful & scary from all the screams of agony and fear around him.

First you nuke the fridge to kill a franchise then you Dial the Destiny to piss on it’s grave.

I’ll admit, I never grew up with Indiana Jones. So when I watched Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, I didn’t hate it. But when I saw Dial of Destiny, I could only feel sorry for true Indiana Jones fans.

In a perfect world, the Director; Writers; Producers and all the Lucas Film/Disney executives responsible would be bound to chairs, have their eye's pried open like Malcolm McDowell in A Clockwork Orange and they'd be forced to watch every minute of this video.

Very cathartic to watch, thanks for making this!

0:46 resurrecting something so they can kill it again on their own terms.

Indiana Jones reminds me of John McClane in the beginning of Die Hard with a Vengeance. Where Indy is divorced, alcoholic and been demoted.

Man, I was waiting for so long for the next upload!!! It is an amazing job, well done!

The definitive video on this subject!  I'm sorry you had to watch it. Appreciate your efforts. ❤

Teddy flying the plane is really good evidence that the "4chan ending" was actually shot. When they switched the time travel destination to ancient Greece they needed a way for Helena to get back (Ending 2 Indy dies as he wishes) They throw in the sleeping dude so the plane can be landed and take off again. The final 3rd ending was the last-minute one with the punch and the Marion ending. (Indy doesn't die in ancient Greece)

No lie, in theaters when I saw that scene of Helena locking Indy in that room and trying to be all quippy about it, someone (probably predicting this way ahead....), played One Jump Ahead from Aladdin, on the line when Aladdin sings, "Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat, tell you all about it when I got the time!", and someone literally screamed, "Don't you dare!".
It was then I realized the dude was mad at the guy, not for making noise in the theater (Which FYI, had only about 10 people there....), but for trying to COMPARE Helena with Aladdin, which now I realized, Yeah.... there is no similarities. Aladdin was a poor dude who was trying to steal to survive, but had a defining personality that made us root for him. Helena however, has one of the most confusing motives for why she's doing this, acts like a complete See You Next Tuesday, belittling people like Jones, brags about her "great qualities", yet plays like she's the victim, because the movie thinks she is, even making her seem right about everything, and there can't be any reason why anyone can say otherwise. Therefore, it made me realize that if that was what the creators were going for, man, they really don't understand that movie either.

Wanna know my biggest issue with this movie, it's that it doesn't feel like an Indiana Jones movie