“It would be optimal if we spent our life together”

I’m imagining jordan pulling out the ring and saying ”do you want this”

The Poppt1 question of the year: “will you marry me?”

Here's my story, for Jordan to hopefully laugh at.

When my husband proposed we were at Disneyworld in Florida. They have fireworks at 10 pm and people usually scout out spots to sit and watch them HOURS in advance and then hold those seats till it starts. So we had done this, and we'd been sitting and waiting for over an hour. Finally, about a minute to 10, he goes "I really don't feel well. I really need to go to the bathroom." My husband is never sick, but we'd been out in the hot sun since 7 am and walked a ton, so I thought it must be that. I dropped everything and pushed through crowds, holding his wrist so we wouldn't get seperated, trying to rush to the bathroom. I thought he was going to vomit in front of people, so I was being pretty aggressive about it. As I'm pushing through, he starts thanking me for being willing to give up our nice viewing spot for this, and I said "don't be silly, you're sick. stop talking just focus on breathing, we're almost there." And he kept going on and on like, you're so thoughtful, you're so sweet, this is my favorite thing about you, and I was NOT really listening, I was like "MOVE IT YOU'RE GONNA BARF IN PUBLIC IF WE DON'T HAUL ASS" and then he hits me with the "that's why I want to spend the rest of my life with you."

To say I was shocked would be a huge understatement, and it was perfect, even if I was briefly gaslit into thinking he was about to be sick in public!

Jordan coming from behind after everyone guessed Zack would get married first in the in the ‘Who’s most likely to’ video.

Well, there’s still time for Zack to propose and get there first

Zack: "Andrew Tate got arrested for human trafficking"
Jordan: "What's human trafficking"
Peter: explains it
Jordan: "So he's a hero"

This may be the funniest podcast, pound-for-pound, they've ever produced. I was laughing from start to finish.

This is officially the new longest podcast (not counting any bonus Patreon content), trumping Podcast #8, which held the spot for a year and a half.

He might finally have his [second] kid

I’m not a native English speaker and every now and then turn on the captions just to check what I listen in comparison with the text and sometimes the automatic caption comes up with some banger subtitles, totally recommend it 10/10

Do you guys remember when Jordan being a dad was an in-joke. Yeah hes really committing to the bit.

Peter is very self aware this podcast, this may be one of my favorite podcasts 😊

1:12:32 It’s the Poppt1 Question of the Week!

i love cogger hugging the plush, he should change the plush every week

Jordan is one step closer to the “having a son” meme. The dedication to his YouTube craft is incredible 🤌

You guys should check out the video called "Underdogs Family Feud IN ANIMAL CROSSING", its really cute and cool.

It may be too early to say, but I freakin loved this podcast! Jordan being back and bringing everything he brings is always phenomenal, I really enjoyed how Peter defend Jordan and Zack trying to silence. Gosh dang hearing Peter I’m gonna stop you there and talking about unconscious competency, was very informative. Also gosh dang ZEWS!!! Best one of my favorite segments had me dying! I absolutely loved this podcast thank you all and everyone who works behind the scenes. Love you all and take care.

The problem with running in the grass is that the ground can have some uneven parts or twigs/rocks that can trip you up

On a rewatch of the podcast episodes, the last ten minutes make this an absolute highlight.

Poppt has found his 1