Every time Gilear opens his mouth, it' s like a brand new tragedy is unfolding before me.

You can see the moment in Brennan's eyes when he decides that yes Gilear IS going to be the Lunch Lad lol

The unfocused, dead-eyed stare that Brennan gets whenever he's doing Gilear just kills me.

"Mm, this yoghurt tastes just like potatoes."
"...that's potatoes."
"...hmm?"
Cracks me up every. single. time.

The thing I love about Gilear is that he genuinely loves Fig and wants nothing but the best for her despite how sad he is.

the fact that murph confirmed that emily, while going home from an episode specifically during sophomore year would sit there and physically worry about him literally KILLS ME

Gilear : “I am not the messiah.”

The bad kids : “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”

Emily went from hating Gilear to wanting him around all the time.

gilear is a source of comic relief but i love how down for him Fig is throughout the series an even into the live show

Gilear isn't the stepdad, he's the dad that stepped up.

I will never get over Gilear bumbling his way into becoming the hen-pecked (not even by her) pet of one of the most badass women in all of Solace. Woman is at her husband's funeral, sees this pathetic mess of a man and is just like "Oh, I have to have him."

Can't wait for Gilear to get the life he deserves. A good job, a nice car, a luxury yogurt subscription that comes with a little pot of honey.

On an unrelated note his car engine IS filled with bees..

Even on a nat 20 charisma check Gilear is still incredibly sad

this is dumb, he clearly should have been called a lunch lord the entire time

the most charismatic thing that Gilear is capable of is leaving

10:25 “This is a 20?” what everyone was thinking.

"I shall repay you as only a father can - in love, and if you want, yogurt."

He's not cursed, he's just a dude.

When you realize if Fig hadn't made Gilear change all his clothes that he might've gotten there before Jawbone, and that they werent being picky in who they were gonna hire.

I love how Fig went from 'You're not my dad!' to 'Fuck yeah, that's one of my dad's!'