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This new take of his is insane

astrogoblin

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Once upon a time we would have titled this video, "Tom Handsome and the Charlie Factory" or "Oompa Loompa for sale, never topped." You really don't know it's the good old days until they're over, huh?

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Charlotte Avery
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20 Comments

@FlakiCiociGosi 1 year ago

I think the main reason Patrick dislikes the word "Chocolate" so much, is because it's too close to "Charlotte".

@michaelbreeze9548 1 year ago (edited)

“I don’t have any opinion on most words!”. - Patrick Brown, 2025.

Our fact checkers checked that statement and found it to be at best misleading and at worst false.

@They-Turk-Er-Jerbs 1 year ago

This one de-railed right out the station, 10/10

@DevonPalmer98 1 year ago

Charlotte is 1000% the type of child to be tricked by the squirrels

@Trigunner333 1 year ago

I can't believe Charlotte forgot about Christ's love for us

@williamdekker 1 year ago

Charlotte forgot Christ's love for us killed me

@1DayBlindingStew 1 year ago

I love when Charlotte and Patrick get to have fun while Jacob suffers through the game.

@Brovovius 1 year ago

Patrick is such a natural boom mic operator, I think he has a bright career ahead of him

@michael_bullard 1 year ago

Hope y’all are safe out there with the fires

@DreamSkyRWF 1 year ago

I love how similar this is to early-ish funhaus videos where there's a window behind the computer and the sun is blasting in on their faces while they're trying to record a gameplay video lol

@calebashton1 1 year ago

I am SHOCKED that they only just learned about r/GrandpaJoehate.

@comeonnodont5569 1 year ago

Patrick would make for a perfect Willard Wonkey

@Bizarrestraw 1 year ago

18:08 Patrick hanging his head and going "end video. END video. end video." sent me. Kinda reminded me of a goofy Jerma voice.

@JeedyJay 1 year ago

"You're like a Christ-like figure for stupid bullshit?" is some quintessential Astrogoblin

@madspet9106 1 year ago

0:32 yeeeaah the world needs more Galaxy Quest references. Make it happen, Astrogloblin

@JimsJimsJims 1 year ago

My favorite part of Astrogoblins is the segment Patrick's Hot Takes. Please do more.

@thed4ylight0wl 1 year ago

16:19 no Bingy is what I call my cat Bingus sometimes

@L33tSkE3t 1 year ago

Lol, Patrick pulling up Erowid again. I’m with you man.

@TheBoopidoop 1 year ago

how did i just find out my 3 favourite youtubers are back on youtube????

(great to see you guys are back, i know its been 3 months since you started this channel but that's 3 months of videos for me to enjoy!!)