5:10 He starts off disgusting everyone by saying "raw garlic" but then he adds normal ingredients, STIR FRIES IT SO IT'S NOT EVEN RAW IN THE END, then puts it with rice and protein like that's not one of the most normal meals on the planet

And it still works and everyone is disgusted because it's Dave

41:20 "Dave is no longer cursed"
if only that can be said of his real life counterpart

"Did you know he killed himself?" destroyed me

Does Dave know we have fridges in Africa? Or was he "THAT" household that threw all its perishables out after a day?

The "Corpse Road" hypothetical had me in tears.

IT simulator set the record for the quickest things went to hell

“You’re in danger, kid.”
“No, you’re in danger.”
“Yep.”

EOF EXCEPTION

Dave is truly built different

Even as a fellow brit, Daves food takes are beyond saving. Especially not liking cheese because we adore that shit.

I’m surprised you cut out the part where Dave realized he could look through the cameras

Tomato "Bug Genocide is okay" Gaming

Nothing like the primal, unadulterated combination of dread and glee I feel seeing such a massive intro section on a w/dave video.

As hilarious as this duo is, the chat is pretty funny too.
"Where is this road, Boston?"
"The corpse road is the only road without gridlock"
"Dave Van Hellsing"

Learned about Dave a lot in this stream

10:29 "That's why it's called bite sized" LMAo

Can’t trust a man who dont like cheese

Dave living a cheeseless existence is truly the most cursed thing he's said in an intro. Forget the manifestos. This is the true crime of humanity.

Let the light be our guide.

Out of all the insane stuff dave has talked about, who knew hating cheese was gonna be what got me the most madge

@31:30 mario death soundin ass