“Suspected heresy” is my favorite ASMR tag, and we haven’t tingled so hard since the Albigensian Crusades.

I like the apparent crossover demographic between ASMR fans and WH40K fans.

In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only relaxation.

I just imagine I’m a mute Death Korps of Krieg guardsman who’s just sitting on a box and swinging my legs and looking up, not knowing a damn thing she’s saying but just happy that I’m a good guardsman

The best part of this is that her natural accent actually makes the video more immersive.

Imagine a Dreadnought awakening or creation asmr.
Being a dreadnought that is cared for would be amazing.

I don't care who the Inquisition sends, I won't pay your damn taxes!

Most sane inquisitor in the imperium

The energy drink gag is undefeated.

"Turn your head left, now right, and up....now, look down"

Oh no, the warp

Oh no, not an Inquisitor. There must be heretics about. The tingles will help track them. FOR THE EMPEROR!

The craziest part about this is imagining an Inquisitor taking more than 5 seconds to decide to shoot you.

Guardsman's internal thoughts "What did that dreadnought say about my battle tank?"

MY GOD MEN, SHE DID IT! SHE FINALLY DID IT!

I cant imagine the cross section of both enjoying asmr and warhammer can be too big, but I am this section and I'm about it!

"The Emperor Protects, but so do I."
"Having a loaded bolter never hurt either."

Some heretics think they can outsmart me mabye mabye, i have yet to meet one who can outsmart shovel

The Emperor protects!
More 40k ASMR would be amazing

"Ask some dreadnaught to tell you about Leman Russ" as Im painting my space wolves dreadnaught while listening to this

0:43 IT IS REAL!

Ma’am, my comrades getting killed by heretics is a daily occurrence. I’m a karking guardsman for emperors sake.