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I found footage of me explaining all 7 Paranormal Activity movies while haunted

Dr. Jordan Breeding

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Dr. Jordan Breeding explains the entire Paranormal Activity Movie Timeline while being haunted and also watching found footage of that. Hopefully they don’t make a Paranormal Activity 8.

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Written, Directed, and Performed By: Jordan Breeding
Director of Photography: Dave Brown
Edited By: Jordan Breeding, Caleb Gritsko, Bryan Slack, Grant Schumer
Intro Sequence Animation By: Pablo Hernan Blua, Sofia Mateos
Music By: Jordan Breeding, Brandon O’Neill
Script Consulting By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz

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00:00 - Intro
01:59 - PARANORMAL ACTIVITY
26:55 - PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 2
43:43 - PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3
1:01:36 - PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 4
1:24:05 - PARANORMAL ACTIVITY: THE MARKED ONES
1:42:33 - PARANORMAL ACTIVITY: THE GHOST DIMENSION
2:04:38 - PARANORMAL ACTIVITY: NEXT OF KIN
2:18:53 - That Was Embarrassing For You

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20 Comments

@Drjordanbreeding Creator 2 years ago (edited) Pinned

Welp now this video is demonetized because I don’t have a lawyer to fight for fair use so maybe consider subscribing to the channel and checking out my patreon: patreon.com/drjordanbreeding. These are... hard to make.

@zane3947 2 years ago

Took almost 20 years but there’s finally an entertaining way to experience these movies

@andersonisowo9603 2 years ago

What i'm getting from this is that the entire Paranormal Activity series is just what happens when family vloggers get whats coming to them.

@bangormc3rd562 2 years ago

"Day trader" is what you make a character when you want to explain why they can afford to never go to work, but don't want to give them any actual skills or personality.

@GourmetBurrito 2 years ago

I'm glad someone else pointed out the orange juice consumption. I think PA4 was the first one I watched and I was SHOOK. At night they poured a cup of oj from an almost empty bottle. Then in the morning the bottle was full. So either they have multiple open bottles of oj in their refrigerator or the demon is definitely working for Big Orange

@tylerstokes4124 2 years ago

Based on voice alone dave sounds like that one cool camp counselor that plays along with your jokes but also sounds a little concerned at the same time.

@Peekaboo6969 2 years ago

the demon being drunk and destroying his shins makes the most sense ever😂😂

@WoodlandK 2 years ago (edited)

Dave's a solid 10/10. Definitely a bombshell behind that voice. That much raw sex appeal must be why the video got flagged. Thank the ghost of Caleb he's wearing that mask, otherwise the whole channel would be gone! Then what would we do?!
#ItsBreedingTime

@GabrielMuller85 2 years ago

What a weird time in society when these movies seemed even slightly scary...

@aint2proud2meg 2 years ago (edited)

Dave’s voice is audible chocolate.

Also, love when like 60% of the way through a franchise you ask him what he learned so far and he’s all like “so there’s robots..” and he just kinda trails off, defeated.

Also also love the book selection up top.

@steinschlange1457 2 years ago

I love the way the editing gets progressively more insane the longer the video goes on.

@davishickey1465 2 years ago (edited)

I continue to be absolutely astounded by the production and writing quality of your videos.

So glad this channel is gaining some traction. Hope things keep moving in that direction, you deserve it.

Also, 7/10 for the sexy Dave voice.

@JCash119 2 years ago

YES! Finally the YouTube overlords have seen the error in their ways and have let the doctor in. #ItsBreedingTime

@Noctilucent_Cloud7 1 year ago

If I'm ever haunted I'm going to ask "do you know Toby?" And nobody but me will know that inside joke.

@Drjordanbreeding Creator 2 years ago

See if you can guess which part of this video got flagged by YouTube bots for demonetization!

@yourGalDee 2 years ago

Hey Jordan! Can't afford the patreon, but I watch these things like a fiend, ever since you were maybe on other part of youtube (surely a false memory.) Been really looking forward to this one. Mad respect for the hustle, and I hope you keep it going! Whenever the bad vibes get me down, nothing gets me through it like the insanity of your awesome endeavours.

@henrywilliams3355 2 years ago

I love that this one has so much of Jordan and Dave’s random unscripted conversations, those are always some of my favorite parts of these (I lost it at “frozen in carbonite”)

@frisk7382 10 months ago

They way she says Micah (mika micka Meeka etc etc etc) is actually ONE of the correct ways of pronouncing it. It can be either way, it varies from person to person

@Ms.Pronounced_Name 2 years ago

1:08:20 "space warlord organ trading simulator" sounds like a perfect description of how I play Rimworld, so I now DEMAND you uninstall the monitoring software you've clearly installed inside my eyeballs!