No no I love your Christian movie, I just didn't expect it to be so horny is all...

"Free will? Why would God want us to have that?" is a WILD concept for a Christian movie.

"89% or murderers and rape crimes dissapeared" and "the kidnapped kid just got released, the guy just let him go" implies that the church had murderers, rapists and kidnappers inside...

She told the devil how prideful we was and that's his sin while being like "oh, god clearly made a mistake by giving people free will. Let me fix that for him."

I'm still stuck on "Murder and rape are down 80%" when all she did was give a sermon to church going Christians. 🤔 Might need to open an investigation into her local church.

not the erika kirk contacts

I can fix this movie. Instead of it being a serious Christian movie it's an episode of the twilight zone and she has been dead the whole movie. The powers to brainwash were a test and Satan was actually warning her to try and help her pass it. But instead of realizing he was right she continues on the path and ends up  in hell for the choice she made

I always thought that when people die from leukemia, they gradually get sicker and weaker until their organs fail. But apparently, they just go on about their lives until they suddenly drop dead without warning. Who knew?

3:08 wait wait wait… are we really glossing over the fact that his response was “I’ll be fine” like she’s going off to college and NOT dying from a terminal illness?

“Freedom is the right of all sentient beings” -Optimus Prime AND The Devil, apparantly

7:00 Having grown up in the church, I am cackling at the idea of a substitute pastor showing a movie because the regular pastor needed a sick day.

this movie would actually be so cool if the roles were swapped. The protag would be SUCH a chilling villain, especially when she's giving her bad speech about "what choice will you make today?" while actively brainwashing them... like... that would go so hard.

So considering she at first only brainwashed the members of a seemingly small church, that not only means 89% of rape in that area was committed by those maybe 100 people (I'm being generous), but the kidnapper, whom I assume is a pedo, who kidnapped and then released that one child suddenly was also a church-goer of that one church. I really don't think they gave much thought about how this made conservative Christians look, but I don't necessarily think they're wrong 😂

he looks like charlie kirk if he stole erika’s  contacts

The dads chest hair was talked about more then the actual plot🥹

What this story needs is an after-credits sequence in Hell, where Lucifer greets her and gloats that he even warned her, but she and her father and her minister just had to use the powers Satan gave her to rob people of their free will.  Now they'll join her in Hell, along with all the people she prevented from choosing the righteous path.  The rest of the movie clearly doesn't want or deserve an ending like that, but it would be fun.

"I'm not trying to upset you! I just harass you about converting to my beliefs and anything short of that is unacceptable"

It's crazy that in the movie they say that murder and rapes have gone down 89% when the most people the girl could have reached were already Christians going to church 😅 I'm pretty sure they didn't think this through

Imagine this being a plot in an X-Men movie, a religious mutant who thinks brainwashing everyone is a calling from God. It would go so hard

So as a leukemia survivor (coming up on four years in complete remission), there is no way this girl would still be able to do ballet while ostensibly dying from it. When you're as fatigued and anemic as leukemia makes you, even light exercise like taking a walk around the hospital floor is a struggle. Attempting intense exercise like ballet dancing isn't just infeasible, it would be extremely dangerous; she's at a very high risk of passing out and/or falling.