the fucking rainy stormy backdrop to the battle never gets old

"Why won't you leave me alone boy"  still could be one my favorite lines! 😂

Rip to the One True Drift King of Akron

“Whos the King?” “You are” me personally I could never win an argument again if I was forced to say that live 😭🙏

In centuries to come bards well tell tales of King Marty facing the goblin in the battlefield,
A epic tale they will tell.

That primal shriek for help is just chef's kiss

13:45 "Don't come on me, man" is what Cyraxx is gonna say to his cellmate in a few months.

"A calm night on the streets of Akron..."

A sentence that has never been said before, and likely never will again.

I am so privileged to have witnessed this live on stream. This is a legend that will be passed down from generation to generation.

Cyraxx: YOU WIN!
Cyraxx: YOU CAN'T FIGHT.
Also Cyraxx: YOU ALMOST KILL ME!

Marty deserves a lot of credit for getting an Airbnb in Akron. That place is hood af

"So everyone wants to know, am i okay?"

Literally no one was wondering that

RIP to the goat, he drifting in heaven now

I love how Cyraxx goes from his phlegm-gargling tough guy voice to yelping and begging for mercy in seconds.

Rax huffing on copium to the point of not being able to decide whether he’s the victim who got his ass beat or a cool fighter who wins every tussle is some of the greatest comedy material of all time

One of the greatest moments in lolcow history

The way he respawned from behind the pole absolutely killed me😂

If the Incest Saga of Chris Chan was the 9/11 for the internet — then Cyraxx getting beaten up by Marty was the killing of Osama.

And yet, Chance STILL insists he won the fight, that Marty cheated, and that Marty tried to unalive Chance, and that Chance actually had the physical drop on Marty. All at the same time, apparently.

Had to come back to watch this after learning about Marty's passing. RIP Drift King aka The Goblin Slayer