playing pepper steak during the raft chaos was an inspired choice

J's the type of guy to look at his impending doom and tell it "No bitches?"

Elden ring, one of the most anticipated games of the decade drops: Sock sleep
Comfy survival game filled with J’s phobia: REAL SHIT

I feel the same way about spiders as you do sharks. I know most of them are perfectly harmless, I'm still going nowhere near the eight-legged fucks

the raft going ape shit was so funny, my cheeks started to hurt

Is nobody gonna note J's editing GENIUS on that segment from 8:35? Using the OFF soundtrack to perfectly convey the completely wild turn into chaos as the raft starts flailing in the sky was comedic perfection. It was a battle with a terrifyingly confusing foe, during a thunderstorm, in the middle of the sea.

>plays a shit load of monster hunter games
>me expecting a monster hunter video
>stranded deep video

I feel like ive been flash banged from this
Great video though

I think the most suspenseful part was whether the raft was going to be in one piece

The OFF Pepper Steak addition to that whole raft fiasco really added something special XD

Goblin sharks aren’t supposed to be at that shallow water, they’re deep water shark.

Question is, did we ever see the ending or the stranded deep stream conclude on that anti-climax?

Also, man this must have been in the backlog for ages!

Accurate simulation that you are more likely to be attacked by a crab than a shark.

Love the use of the off music during the shark chaos on the raft. Peppered Steak how perfect.

5:38 Ayyy thanks for the video shoutout!

The ship was a better boss fight than the actual bosses

3:22 oof reminds me of the old 2015 days of Stranded deep, where if you repeatedly pressed Escape while swinging your oar or any weapon you could get a massive speed boost. God I miss old Standed Deep...

9:45 Sure you've been to rodeos, but have you ever been raftin'? Heh, thought so.

Nurse sharks are nice, some have even been found being pet like dogs and remembering who pet them for future dives years later. Great whites are walking nuclear warheads you shouldn't get near. But if you do, here's the shark cheat code:

Flip. Them. Over. Yes I'm not kidding. It's called tonic immobility, sharks go full stupid ragdoll if flipped. I've heard this isn't a perfect method though, if they're already going full tilt then it won't stick, but your shark attack is more than likely a test bite so it has better odds

The OFF battle theme kicking in when the raft flew away like that made me laugh and cry at the same time

0:42 by far the best edit and part past the untamed raft towards the end