5:45
Ayundaru: "with 2 hearts left and no food"
the 16 bread in the 5th slot: dematerializes

“Seeds, the rarest item in Minecraft!”
Camman18: Heavy breathing

The Gordom Ramsey speedrun is true

0:03
Why does he sound like he’s doing a ritual 😭

To the first guy (not the enderchicken):

Roses are red,

Diamonds are rare,

Your fake speedrun

Is a total nightmare.


Edit: A new poem is coming soon!

Sometimes you gotta wonder what is going on in these kids’ brains to both: come up with very poor ways to hide cheating, and what the heck are the mods they are using, the first clip gave me brain rot

"i think i killed the legendary enderchicken" - the myth of the enderchicken slayer

First guy didn't get the record for Minecraft Speedrun, he got the record for most deaths of fall damage 💀

6:57 "yes pearls!" Explosion/Kaboom

5:14 BRO REALLY BRIBED CHIPOTLE WHAT 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭😭

W intro, I love the ender chicken

I feel 60% of these fake speedruns are trying to get into your videos. Trying to do the weirdest possible things for it, still worth watching

9:05 was it the dragon or the nuclear bomb

At this point do most of these even count as "Speedruns?" Because with how goofy and scripted they get, these feel more like Minecraft Skits.
Edit: Also as goofy as these are, using Copper and Tuff Blocks to decorate the Nether Portal isn't a bad Idea, might try that myself and see how it looks.

Ayndaru is so used to people who cheat their speedruns have a diamond pic at the start of the run that he called an iron pic a diamond pic. This man is dedicated 🙏

Everyone is commenting without even watching the video 💀😭

Edit: This is unexpected.
(Also I watched the entire thing after making this goofy comment.)

I didn’t think the weird chicken thing in the thumbnail was real, but apparently it is.

5:19 "Lights their nether portal entering the end"

Ayundaru:they spawn in a birch forest
Camman18:heavy breathing

1.Demo Boi
2.Isekai as Subaru
3.Builder kid at 3 am