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Holy fuck no wonder birdy brid disappeared for 29 years, they were out fighting the war for over an hours worth of zyox clips!

His face when he heard the word "Zy0nix" was one of the expressions of all time. He really is a streamer.

Raging, coping, thirsting, bullshiting. Long ago, the four clip genres lived separate from each other in single clips. Then everything changed when birdy bird started compiling. But when the world needed them most, they vanished. 100 years passed and they returned with a masterpiece, a Goliath, a monstrosity of a compilation…

00:00 wholesome greetings
0:42 YouTube zyonix
0:59 mr.sock's balls personality
2:44 zero death strimmer🤝
6:46 delusionally cute zyox
9:30 "perfect" gameplay
11:03 sucrose playing too much
11:57 kerfuffle with husband (ft.zajeff)💟
13:38 brother/sis/dad interruption💩
18:03 childe's bi*ch /simp✨
19:33 signora enjoyer/slanderer
19:45 Shenhe's "personality"
20:21 thirsty for dad bods😩
21:01 downbad for dudes😜
23:11 BALLS
23:41 zy0x's co-op adventures
27:27 zyonix envi beef REAL
32:50 parasocial pairings
34:04 artifact roasting
35:22 account reviews BASED
37:31 dragging yoimiya
(Ft. Hate for thunder manifestation)
39:13 his husband and him
43:38 grass touchers ( ps. Rip bozo🤡 + L)
45:20 yae "enjoyer" POG
45:55 sussy voice lines
46:34 "oh! It's all coming out now."
47:58 parent arc
49:28 zy0x discord kitten saga
51:26 toxic zyonix ☢️☣️
52:59 bullied by chat 😢😭
55:09 big brain strimmer
57:08 usual hoarsing around
58:41 cat luver 😺 💕
59:25 emo zyox 🥀🖤⛓️☠️⚰️
1:00:55 daily wordle
1:02:03 I know what u r SUSGE
1:09:40 Family man papi zyox
1:10:04 based take TRUE
1:10:13 piss kink mr.socks
1:11:05  hydrate or get geo reation in kidney
1:12:17 Drututt being funny
1:13:05 average eula main COCKA

I feel like this video is divided by chapters, I love it

THANKS FOR THE 1 HOUR 20 MINUTE PURE COMEDY

bro that aether guy was on another level wtf 💀

the "aether" clips actually got my blood boiling kudos to zyox for being able to have fun with the situation

Bro it’s so hypocritical when people complain about how the whole fandom makes everyone gay and then goes on to insist that every female character that breathes in Aether’s general direction is in love with him

part 2 soon don't ask

God, that one conversation with that aether main is truly one of the most conversation

Dear birdy brid,

I would like to first and foremost thank you for this compilation of zy0nix clips. People always say "quality over quantity", but you sir have given us quality and quantity. The sheer amount of inspiration, courage, excitement, knowledge, laughter, memories, and most of all, memories that I have gotten from this exact video is ginormous. It has affected, no, impacted, NO, genshin impacted my life in a beautiful and ascendant way.

Thank you, birdy brid.

for real i fucking love zy0x so much. that convo with the aether main just made me so happy as a lesbian who frequents sees my sexuality in genshin characters (namely ningguang and beidou) because zy0x genuinely does really care about not giving homophobia a chance !!!! for all the jokes we make, we love our weirdo

birdy bird, thank you for one of the zy0x videos of all time. it is one hour and twenty minutes of sheer comedy and we will be glad to watch the full video of the charismatic, tall, handsome, awesome, tall, funny, inspiring, hardworking, tall, helpful, kind, tall, incredible, marvellous, tall, tear-jerking, friendly, humble, family-friendly, tall, generous, tall, tall, and tall mr. socks. we all deserve it. i am convinced that zy0nix "lament" socks, also known as mr. socks, will no doubt be glad that such an awe-inspiring full-length feature film was made exclusively for him.

I woke up this morning, my hands trying to reach my phone on the other side of my bed to check the time. It‘s already one pm, so not morning at all, I just slept long. I get my phone and check my notifications as my tired eyes fill with happiness as i see that you, birdy brid, uploaded a one hour video of zyonix clips, edited beautifully. I slowly get up, because I want to experience this in a waking state. For legal reasons, I get dressed, I go downstairs to eat breakfast, all while Zyox‘s wisdom fills the house. I‘m truly blessed for my ability to see and hear the masterpiece that I am now witnessing. I‘m overflowing with energy and secret knowledge as I keep on watching, enthralled by the video because it‘s so good.
Zyox must be a higher being, descending from a place illuminated by his understanding of the very idea of what it means to live. To give his wisdom to the world beneath him, through people like birdy, who are spreading his wisdom like he is spreading alhaithams cheeks. Right now, snowflakes are falling, fragile and beautiful, a fleeting thing, totally opposite to the concepts that zyox introduces to us, the viewers, and he does this every night, because he's streaming on twitch very regularly. Because he streams in the middle of the night for me, I have only two options: Move to a different timezone, or just watch birdy brid, and as the second one is much easier and doesn't require as many financial resources (that I of course totally have) I choose the second option. Your videos truly capture the essence of Zyox's wisdom.
Thanks birdy brid and zyox for enlightening me as the sun shines bright and announces a truly blessed day.
Sincerely,
brot

Dude Birdy youre definately going places and that place is under Scaramouche

Even at his worst he's the best, truly one of the streamers of all time.

Can't wait for the first feature-length Zy0nix film. Gonna be truly one of the films of all time.

20:57 bro predicted the future