holy accent.

I'm deeply offended by the profound accuracy of her joke about lesbians and horoscopes.

"That's a lovely baby..." "Yeah but what if for no reason at all you booted that baby out this buggy... And it went flying like a rag doll... Into the sunset." 😂😂😂😂

Russel howard looks different but he's way funnier today

As a lesbian who loves to talk about horoscopes as if they're real and also has intrusive thoughts about kicking babies out of prams, this honestly Speaks to me.


Edit: @ ppl getting upset about the kicking babies thing, of course i don't actually want to kick babies, google intrusive thoughts lmao

Is it just me or is her accent is sooooo great

I relate with her on a spiritual level

Her talking about her boyfriend was adorable!

I was on the top floor of a shopping centre yesterday, looking down at the floor below me, and just thought... What if I jumped onto the choir just to ruin that Christmas spirit? Then I remembered that the singers were all NHS staff and I didn't want to put any pressure on them. Literally or figuratively.

How does her accent make her jokes sound that much better?

I really liked her part about intrusive thoughts.

People tend to only recognize ones that are less freaky or if you freak out about them, otherwise you're not really suppose to talk about them

she is terrifying. I love it.

Love is... thinking about gouging your partner's eyes out while they're sleeping

Scots make great comedians

Homophobe "I think a man and a man stood at the alter looks silly!"
Reasonable person "go home???? You weren't invited ???"

"his wee walking boots"
I AM WHEEZING

I wish all of my intrusive thoughts came to me in Fern Brady’s voice lmaoo

She was really funny 😄

if you see a homophobe that says gay marriages destroy the concept of marriage just show them pictures of themed straight marriages like a great example would be a Minions themed wedding

Dat accent