What do you mean, honey? This is clearly our child.

Kitten is our adopted child

gaslighting? That's not even a real word, silly

It doesn't matter if we know what we're doing. All that matters is if we fill this child's life with love. Child, kitten, whatever. Lovely audio, MM. I choose sponge. How about you?

He's out child trust, look he has your eyes

"Yay! We get to finally adopt a 'child' together, Mindful!"
SpongeBob and Patrick are playable paid-DLC characters in "Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds"!

"Sponge or octopus?" Octopus!!!!

Are you asking me to choose between SpongeBob and Squidward?

Octopus are kinda adorable, especially with how small the deadly ones are

If I were to get a sponge, it would be the traditional yellow one!

Octopus, had it for dinner, absolutely tasty, but hard to chew since it wasn't pressure cooked

Cats stick together!

Sponge! Also neko audios are always so cute bc theyre cat coded af, i love em

We almost tricked her y’all, better luck next time 😅 great audio as usual mindful! Tho day 2 of recommending a script idea! “Tsundere girlfriend can’t resist cuddling the werewolf listener during an argument”
Small plot summary:
Human girl is angry at listener, so listener shapeshifts into their wolf form , with mindful wanting to touch their ears & cuddle their fur, while still trying to be mad.

I’m staying Hopeful! 🥰

We’re gonna name the kitten Lalo :3 💚

Sorry... I'm... I don't want to say.
I (sneezes) allergic to cats! * Laughs * I get the irony * Purrs like a panther *
Panther... Hairless I guess. Question? Yeah I looked like that, and I still do. Well... Yeah. Everything is up to date.
Lil more grey hair... I'm hoping to get a halo of grey hair with dreads cause I think it would be funny.

Wait, hold up... HOLD UP!
* "My buddy" by 50/G-Unit starts to play in the bar *
Daggit... Dag nab it!
* Bartender winks at me and shoots me with 'finger guns'. *
I don't care enough about anything to lie.
Would mean I actual cared,
but I'm too damaged to.
:face-purple-crying::elbowcough:😭😱😖😣😞😩😦
Sponge Vale Square Octopus weirdie pants OUT!
* Drops imaginary microphone and aura farms for a few seconds *
😈👿
!!!:text-green-game-over:!!!
* Tosses you some apple juice *
😘🥰😑😶‍🌫

Octopus is yummy so id choose that

That’s very cute. Trying to convince that the kitten is their child, that’s really wholesome. Well, it was worth a shot, haha. Thank you for the wholesome audio Mindful!! Going with sponge 🧽.

It’a true! A stork came and delivered it

I choose octopus because I just remembered a game called octodad

We finally have a child with our long-suffering girlfriend.

They shall make a fine heir to our fridge top kingdom.