I RELEASED A MOVIE POSTER FOR PARKOUR CIVILIZATION AND IM SIGNING ALL OF THEM GET THEM BEFORE THEY ARE GONE!!! https://creatormerch.com/products/parkour-civilization-poster

14:10
"But then, I had a very good idea, I used F5. You see, using F5 gave me a whole new perspective"

i love how they just invented:
- parkour stalemate
- simon says jumps
- blindfolded jumps
and more in this video

AJ and seawatt straight up faking jumps and giving each other “incurable terminal illness” had me genuinely crying with laughter

Seawatt make a 2 block brewing stand jump and says "I GIVE HIM CANCER"

I love how AJ's whole argument is "BUT ITS THE SUPER J JUMP" 😭🙏

- vertical 1 block neos
- parkour loop
- blindfolded jumps
- simon says jumps
- simultaneous jumps

Obviously, after inventing parkour racing, he invents parkour stalemate, truly the deadliest player in parkour civilization

This is canon, and no one can change that
Lore: The new champion, his friend, retired, and this is the tryout for the new champion

Never thought I would see a parkour God lose to an ice jump master

Me and Aj's battle will go down in the parkour history books

0:20 Not Seawatt INSTANTLY checking someone else's chest😭

5% Anything
5% Tournament
95% L - Shape Blindfolded Backwards 360* Endless Loop Simon Says Jump

Here in parkour tournament, no one chooses to jump for the points.

Seawatt doing the brewing stand jump and just inflicting terminal illness is so funny

23:51 the drastic cut from AJ’s blinded vision to the reveal that he’s built the SAME GODDAMN L SHAPE almost took me out

the fact that Aj and Seawatt's arsenal is lore accurate is just😭😭🙏🙏

Aj looking the wrong way the whole time he had blindness was hilarious 😭

25:17 thats not the Super J Jump thats the Underwhelming U Undertaking 😭

12:40 Bro really said "Imaginary Technique: Infinite Parkour"