No desks were harmed in the making of this video.

Edit: Also no I was not faking my stupidity or hamming it up I am just a broken human being.

the turrets when shooting enemies: 10% accuracy

the turrets when shooting Jolly: 200% accuracy

"I'm trying to kill them, not force them off Twitter!"

19:40 who else expected the door to be unopen-able from the inside? Like he stepped into the safe space, closed it to keep it safe, saved the game, and then would find out that he'd just softlocked himself and needed to do the entire thing over again.

Someone went through an observed amount of effort to make a mod like this, just on the off chance one man in particular would play it and suffer. You have to respect that.

9:00 the genius that is this mod maker. He KNEW Jolly would smash his head through that 'challenge', only to pull the rug from underneath Jolly's achievement by showing the actual entrance. No money could pay for that amount of joy I got watching that :D

The guy who made this must be having so much fun watching this

this game is literally the embodiment of beating half life 1, on hardcore, with just the crowbar, and at the end of the game the nihilanth gives you a gold star and kills you anyway

Jolly: "Someone made a mod for me to play."

Correction, someone made a mod for you to suffer.

The ending elevator should've taken you back to the beginning.

“Quite embarrassing and not very funny” that sentence is a lie, all your embarrassing deaths are funny.

To whoever created the mod for Jolly, you just broke the man even further than beyond....

"Four hours and thirty minutes.
Of my life that I will never get back"

clicks like

Jollys sanity was lost in 4 hours and 30 minutes. The earth lasted 7 hours against the combine.
Gnome > Combine

Map: Save often
Jolly: No, I don’t think I will.

6:12
Jolly: gets obliterated in a veritable barrelocalypse
HEV Suit: "Morphine, Administered"

To really stump Jolly, someone should make a map where the puzzles are basic elementary school math problems.

You know when you hid in the padded cel saying nothing could hurt you, I was deadass waiting for the ceiling to crush you or something

I'm both amazed and concerned that someone knew well enough from streams and videos that they knew how to perfectly tailor a mod to piss you off

Turns out the only difference is every texture is bonzi buddy.