Biblically Accurate Battle Simulator

Bro is dropping so many insane one liners this is funny asf 😭

3:33 CRAZY wording 😭😭

>biblically accurate
>"So I gave the ancient Hebrews a Pharoah unit and cited a passage where God cursed Egypt."

DONT STOP UPLOADING THIS IS ABSOLUTE PEAK

An actual biblical strategy would be the second battle of Ai (yes the town was actually called that.) Israel had more people than Ai, but the city had already beaten Israel once, so the Israelite army divided themselves into three groups, two were stationed in the woods outside the city walls, and one was stationed in head-on toward the gate. The gate group charged the city where the men of Ai, made cocky by the first victory, charged out leaving the city undefended and chased the Israelites who feigned a retreat. When the cities defense force had made it far enough away, the Israelite forces in the woods entered the city and took it. Seeing fire rising from the city as storehouses were burned, the men of Ai turned around to defend the city and were massacred by the Israelite army that previously fled.

"he tore the mammoth apart with his bare hands"

2:08 its so ironic that he used pharoah here when it moses who did that to pharoah

1:54 it is incredibly ironic that you used PHARAOH to represent the plagues on Egypt in Exodus lol

My favorite battle story is the angel that killed 185,000 soldiers

That is around 2500 soldiers per minute.

If thats a 12 hour night which is being generous

9:52 quote was hilarious. "This is a very difficult quote to pronounce so just read it" is so fucking funny.

This is the type of content I’m subscribed for

6:09 he dies from sickness, it’s actually stated in the Bible. John 11:1-4

for the raining down stonees, you coulda used blackbeard, for he can rain down stones.

10:50 bro were you looking for a unit that's literally called a bear? The warlord unit in the secret faction is a bear unit and even has a bear icon

3:20 I'm sorry what 😂

7:01 THAT'S WILD

This guy can revive TABS

Art of war Jesus edition

11:37 this has made me verbally laugh like i haven’t in years