85 hours for the first house battle...good lord my guy

“180 hours”
Oh jeez, sounds tough! If you can’t speed through 3H, something’s up…
“85 hours on the first house battle”
Ohhhhh. Ooooohhhhhhh. Yeah that adds up.

Edelgard: "Oh thank goodness we found you! We're students from the nearby school, and we're being attacked!"
Jeralt: "...Yeeeeaaaahhhh... Let's... erm... run away."
Dimitri: "Run? Are you not Jeralt the Blade Breaker? They'll destroy the village!"
Jeralt: "Blade Breaker? I'm Jeralt the Bank Breaker... I work in finance, not military. Sorry, Byleth, we can't let them destroy our real estate holdings here... You're gonna have to fight."
Byleth: ":("
Claude: "That won't be a problem, right?"
Jeralt: "Well... You see... my son here is actually, erm..."
Edelgard "Not well?"
Jeralt: "Yeah... He's... A YouTuber."
Dimitri: "Oh! So are we! From Garreg Mach School of YouTube!"
Jeralt: "Oh, so none of you kids get things like... exercise. Endurance training. You all lack charm, are as durable as wet tissue paper, and as skilled with a blade as you are a can opener?"
Edelgard: "We're all rich, why would we need that when we can have other people to do it for us?"
Jeralt: "Hoooo boy. Ok... Well... good luck anyways. Byleth, don't get killed."
Byleth: ":("
Claude: "Oh come oooonnn. Don't worry! How hard could actual combat actually be actually?"

INCREDIBLY rare male byleth challenge run omg

Totally valid adding in luck, low percent crits are so cringe

The fact that the first 2 map battles of the game took more time to cover than the entire timeskip part of the challenge says alot about Three Houses as a game even in this restriction

26:36 I love that Lorenz stole the MVP since Leonie had to make the final sacrifice.

I love the "I live" soundbite being spammed everywhere

Bernadetta, the destroyer of worlds

'In this challenge I have no stats'

My brain: So its gonna be a Bernie carry because she's unchanged.

GAMBIT NEVER FOLDS 🗣🗣🗣

"I added luck back to make it feel more consistent"
It makes perfect sense but that is also a hilariously counterintuitive sentence.

Half of the video was spent on the first 5 chapters. This is a perfect reflection of the pacing of three houses, even outside of challenge runs.

Holy peak lets go another Teegee FE banger

Oh I smell the Fortune’s Weave challenge runs to being the most unhinged ever🤣, like Dietrich with broken sword and smth

Another installment of TeeGee playing games miserably, bless ya for the entertainment.

I love how, at its core, this is just another maddening run with spamming doubling combat arts, vengeance and crits except for a 100 hour early game. Huge respects for that one

Who needs stats when you can have Vengeance?

0 tile warp is absolutely hilarious

the gambit voice clip for a lot of gambits made me chuckle.

1:20:17  just described Maddening mode a whole, people find it difficult but this game is cheesable and will break in the players favor with just a little thought towards abilities, arts, or gambits