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The Nathan Saga (Dungeons and Dragons Horror Stories)

Tater the Bard

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It's time. I am so excited to give you guys this story, sorry it took me so long to get this done but I wanted to make sure I was doing it right. This is the full story of how Nathan ruined my favorite D&D character's campaign by cheating on his wife, and then turned around and ruined another campaign by doing the exact same thing.

I wanted this to be a silly funny video, although I gotta be honest, there's only so much I could do. This is objectively kind of a rough one, like, the dude was ontologically evil and ruined a marriage.

Nathan's now-ex wife is totally chilling with me making this video, though, and a portion of the ad revenue will go towards her because she is absolutely crushing it in surgical tech school :)

Also, I don't think I've left any way for people to track down anyone from this story, but PLEASE do not try to. This is a funny story. I'm telling this story because it is funny and silly and goofy and nothing else. As much as I despise some of the people in this video, that does not mean they should be found or harassed or anything like that. Please don't make me regret posting this on that account

Thank you all so much for watching, I appreciate you guys so much.

Time Stamps:
00:00 - Intro
00:58 - Disclaimer
01:56 - Origins
04:02 - Stage Setting
07:08 - This Part Sux
08:58 - Red Flag Intermission 1
12:02 - Nathan Incident #1
16:22 - Red Flag Intermission 2
20:26 - Totally Not a Product Placement
21:09 - The Calm After the Storm. And Before the Other Storm. There are too many storms
23:10 - Round 2, Baby
28:51 - Explosion #2
31:48 - Red Flag Intermission 3
34:11 - The Aftermath 9
38:57 - Outro

20 Comments

@ReeceTeg 5 months ago

It's me, Reece. You didn't mention he bragged about making opium tea in junior high with poppy seeds from bagels and sold it. Also.....MY WINEEEEE...He also capped it off by saying "it was fine".

Also we waited that month because she was cramming for finals. Which we didn't want her distracted from and she CRUSHED THEM. Everyone came out for the better after all this....except certain parties.

@erin8050 5 months ago

Nathan's wife straight up took the friend group in the divorce. Good for her.

@Mintyhall1st 4 months ago

If a bro is cheating in his wife all cases of “bro code” are immediately disabled

@jahinxalmothsunsmile4374 4 months ago

It was a joint decision. He smoked a joint and made his decision.

@Bulborb_Man 4 months ago

Nathan gets off the energy that he would betray one of his best friends and the prophesied savior of his religion to be executed for 30 silver pieces

@GooeyChewie 5 months ago

As a DM named Nathan, I’m just starting this video and I’m already mad that this guy has sullied the good name of “Nathan.”

@_SBro 5 months ago (edited)

“Alexa, play Nathan’s adultery playlist.” Is the funniest thing

Edit: Look I’m famous.

@caerrie 5 months ago

giving the "this is for us to laugh at, not for anyone to go harass a stranger online" disclaimer at the top is more than a lot of online funnypeople will do, but sharing the ad revenue of the funny story vid with the injured party is *excellent*. You're a good egg, Tater.

@ill-preparedGaming 4 months ago

Personal experience, a work wife literally never works out even if you keep your nose clean

@DanielleStJohn 5 months ago

Nathan is definitely giving potential hints of narcissism, sociopathy, and/or psychopathy.

May Nathan forever find the melted ice cube on the floor while wearing sock, never be greeted by a cool pillow, and forever be stopped by red lights, but only when he almost could have made it on time but will now be a solid five minutes late.

@ilajoie3 5 months ago (edited)

I like your character progression in this story. You went from having to take 5 hours to make cheese sticks to only 4 hours

@D.Blaze137 5 months ago

"I didn't cheat, but if I had cheated it's because your sober. But I didn't cheat. I'm just moving in with the woman that I definitely didn't cheat on you with now that you've left me for cheating that I never did." -Nathan (summarized)
Uh huh, real believable dude.

@milliman4 5 months ago

I loved the part where Nathan said "It's adultery time" nathaned all over the place

@AsassinoSilenzioso 3 months ago

12:17 no, my fellow human PUT BACK THE CAT INTO THE CAMERA SHOT

@cbjones6967 4 months ago

Things in this story that disgusted me:
1. Everything that Nathan did.
2. Cheesecake factory only giving a 20% staff discount (like seriously, every restaurant I've worked at has given me 50%)

@TheLore_Maker 5 months ago

the idea that any bro code respects cheating is hilarious. Like bros wife is a bro and is granted the same protections under said bro code.

@insertcheesypunhere 5 months ago

"maybe nathan wasn't taught about sharing" he was, but it was only about other ppl's wives

@Freelancer6695 5 months ago

Nathan really puts the dung in Dungeons and Dragons.

@Anaidworkerloadingwater 5 months ago

“My husband is having a weekly wine tasting with a woman who also hangs out around us a-lot” - Probably should’ve been a clear sign to what was going on.

@Conicee 4 months ago

My theory on why he invited you back to work at the restaurant is that he is a master manipulator, so he thought he could charisma his way out of any sticky situation his adultery got him in. He also thought his ex wife would take him back again like she did the first time.