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Trying Breastmilk as an Adult | The Yard

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This week, the boys talk about the YouTuber boxing event, Nick defeats the best melee player in the world, and Aiden dabbles in a bit of breast milk for the fans. (Episode 45)

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Chapters:
00:00:00 - intro
00:04:35 - welcome to the yard
00:05:00 - CAT
00:05:11 - aidens hair
00:08:50 - ninja masterclass
00:12:05 - the cats name
00:16:30 - a renaissance painting
00:19:00 - why ludwig was hesitant of getting a cat
00:21:02 - qt and her family
00:23:50 - slime and his little guy
00:26:14 - training 4 children jujistu for 18 years
00:30:20 - niko omilana's and his newest video
00:34:41 - the problem with spiderman
00:35:40 - one hour of silence occassionally broken by AUGHHHH
00:36:40 - ludwig's big idea
00:37:55 - ludwig's two rules
00:39:38 - slime texts back a spam number
00:41:23 - aidens number got spoofed
00:47:30 - boxing with sock'em boppers
00:50:31 - creator clash
01:00:36 - aiden has a negative dream about ludwig
01:15:42 - aiden tags in ludwig
01:16:44 - ludwig burns a bridge
01:20:45 - nick gets letterboxd
01:24:39 - ludwig jr.
01:30:16 - aiden tries breastmilk as an adult
01:38:21 - thanks for watching

The Yard is a show hosted by Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.

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20 Comments

@boopmeister_ 4 years ago

my favourite slime bit is him telling people, in great detail, that he is going to commit suicide because of them for being slightly annoying

@bisdonk 4 years ago

learning that derz is actually a female cat after 2 years of watching Ludwig gave me a fucking concussion

@imyournewstepdad 4 years ago (edited)

It's hilarious how Aimen seems to be pretty well adjusted and good at communicating but he's constantly called a sociopath

@DogdaMatt 4 years ago

having Aimen drink straight from Ludwig’s massive honkers was kinda weird

@TheMLGFono 4 years ago

I like how the close ups of kittyman make it look like she’s in a microwave

@oliveviixi3837 4 years ago

this podcast is just aimen getting a little closer to his breaking point every ep

@jordanmacavoy4089 4 years ago

Nick roasting Aiden while Slime is singing "and I'm so fucking cringe" to the tune of Dido, and Aiden just looks at the camera, stunned. Pure art.

@benforman1125 4 years ago

I love how the thumbnail implies Aiden reacts the same way to hallucinogenic visuals as he does when he sees a fresh and ready cup of breastmilk

@parkerritchie5365 4 years ago

So awesome that they got Matt Watson on the pod! Kinda missing Aiden though

@phdsnek 4 years ago

after seeing the new hair and breast milk combination, it's clear aimen's homelander transformation is coming along well

@brin6527 4 years ago

16:55 love watching four adult men gasp and coo when the kitty meows, i wish they’d given her a mic

@mb-ss7be 4 years ago

it’s so fun watching four grown men absolutely dissolve into nonsense and baby voices over this little cat

@Racrichev 4 years ago

totally team aiden for the airport thing and nick explained it well with the bad assumption rather than the good assumption haha but I totally understand the whole "i dont ask people for things because Im independent so when I do it should be assumingly important"

@mina_rdhd 4 years ago

I would like to formally thank Ludwig for not having his grippers out this episode.

@GogoBongos 4 years ago

Slime is technically correct about the Portuguese at the start, ugly is “feio”, pronounced very similarly to the Spanish “feo”.

-Slime’s #1 Brazilian fan

@technetium9653 4 years ago

Damn, can't wait for Aiden's midlife crisis arc

@Jeffas_I 4 years ago

So proud of Ders (he/him) for coming out. What an icon

@OrangeG1367 4 years ago

I think Aiden is in the right about asking to leave early especially since he is doing the favor. If Aiden came across stingy that can easily be negotiated with a explanation and time discussion. If Slime needed more time to pack or didn't want to wait long at the airport could have simply said that in negotiation. Since Slime immediately shut down negotiation it furthers this decision.

@jillyeon 4 years ago

its very brave of aiden to admit to causing the nationwide formula shortage

@juansanchez3140 4 years ago

The whole segment of them discussing slime getting a ride to the airport made me sad but not because they are “arguing “ , it makes me sad because I wished me and my friends could have a civilized disagreement like this. My long time friend group was destroyed because we couldn’t work out our differences and it makes me sad. We all lived together and played in a band . I miss them .