Ray ‘Bloody’ Purchase may be ripped ... but he does not have Toast’s Charismaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Now don't you get any ideas, Bill Purchaaaaase.

Toast’s utter confusion at Monkhouse’s shit jokes is pure gold 😭

That Bob Monkhouse impression is brilliant.

"People seem to think I come from Kent, I hear them mutter the word as I walk past." 😆

...anyone else annoyed that Ray bloody Purchase is...apparently shredded and in better shape than you?

Holy shit Ray Purchase is in insane shape.

"With a name like Toast, I thought you'd pop up." 😑

"people seems to think I'm from kent, I hear them mutter the word as I walk past" "WHAT?" XD

Ray Purchase has never skipped leg day in his life

I wish people would say “well well well” whenever their arch nemesis arrives on the scene. I, for one, will start doing it regularly.

Magnificent acting.

Outstanding Monkhouse impression

Ray bloody Purchase.

"quit your belly aching and be professional"
"Fuck off"
That bit always gets me. I hope to use that as a comeback in real life

That sly winking nearly makes me cry laughing every time

Bill has a teerrrrrifffic sense of humour

Brick Top still intimidating as ever

I know the sand dance is funny but I couldn't concentrate because I spent the whole staring at Harry Peacock's unbelievably muscular legs.

Do you know why I still enjoy sex at 74, I live at 76, it's no distance.

Hilarious