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A Dramatic Reading of The Worst Sonic Fan Fiction ft @jacksfilms @GhostGum @ChrisRayGun

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A Dramatic Reading of Sonic High School

Special thanks to ‪@GhostGum‬ , ‪@jacksfilms‬ and ‪@ChrisRayGun‬ (and Courtney) for helping us tell this story!

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0:00 - Intro
1:32 - Chapter 1: Sonic's Journal
7:36 - Chapter 2: The Prom
12:41 - Chapter 3: The Two Most Important People
18:23 - Chapter 4: Getting A Date
23:11 - Chapter 5: Preparations
28:05 - Chapter 6: Espio and Rouge
33:07 - Chapter 7: Teenage Women
37:21 - Chapter 8: Things Change
42:35 - Chapter 9: A Bunch of Babies
48:07 - Chapter 10: Two Different Fights
57:05 - Chapter 11: Tails and Cream
01:04:29 - Chapter 12: The Most Important Drama
01:10:10 - Chapter 13: Picking Up Silver
01:16:06 - Chapter 14: The Play
01:22:06 - Chapter 15: Killer On The Looce
01:27:19 - Chapter 16: Responsibilities
01:34:06 - Chapter 17: Breaking In
01:41:27 - Chapter 18: The Murderer
01:48:56 - Chapter 19: Secret Prostitute
01:57:26 - Chapter 20: New Sonic
02:04:46 - Chapter 21: Evil and Bad
02:11:21 - Chapter 22: The Saddest Day Ever
02:20:13 - Chapter 23: What Went Wrong?
02:28:01 - Chapter 24: Tails' Song
02:36:47 - Chapter 25: The Final Chapter
02:54:20 - Credits
02:55:20 - Author's Note
02:56:12 - Credits Continued

Ending song: Live and Learn / Eurobeat Remix

#beefboys #sonichighschool #fanfiction

20 Comments

@ultratheman 2 years ago

My favorite part is that every single time Knuckles Sr. is mentioned post-body donation the author must clarify that Knuckles Sr. is currently a baby, like if anything changes about him the fabric of space will tear itself apart.

@somerandomuser3465 3 weeks ago

I love how the word "gay" is used like an insult but then there's an entire chapter dedicated to Knuckles and Espio making out

@ghostofentity3032 1 year ago (edited)

I still remember a Sonic fic I read back in middle school where Tails got injured and had to go to the hospital and in the meantime Sonic and Shadow began hanging out and becoming friends and when they went to go visit Tails, he was so shocked that they were friends that he had a heart attack and fucking died.

I think about it on a daily basis

@necro-esque666 2 years ago

Fun fact: my high school theater club used to do dramatic readings of this fic to test our ability to not break character

@squidlasers 2 years ago

1:22:43 "Control his gay urges like everyone else" is such a beautiful freudian slip. As if the rest of the story isn't.

@s-viper1462 2 years ago

There is no way the author wrote this unironically. It horrifies me to think that they did.

@notsludgebomb 1 year ago

i hate how they occasionally slip into a REALLY good Sonic impression. I hate feeling immersed into Sonic's character with this dialog

@wisdomax2891 1 year ago

sonic having sex sounds like an apocalyptic scenario

@Enc0m43 3 years ago

This writer managed to turn the most benign subject matter into an aberrant opera. And yet the unawareness of the way sex is portrayed and morality explained makes it endearing in the most grotesque fashion

@coyotix 1 year ago

I'm fucking sobbing, I got an ad in the middle of a sentence and just heard "Rouge's baby stopped crying and said, 'YouTube Premium is ad free Youtube'"

@lilstrawberry_lady 3 years ago

“create a generation in me.😩”

Please tell me someone has said that before

@trashotaku 2 years ago

I will never not find it hilarious how often sonic parodies make Rogue sound like she smokes a pack a day 😂😂😂

@GippyHappy 1 year ago

I'm so disappointed I didn't hear "hope you have a great baby" and "I hope your baby is cool" before my sister gave birth. I missed my chance to use those killer lines.

@DarkShadic9632 3 years ago

Hearing Jacksfilms narrate a sex scene with fucking Espio and Rouge was simultaneously the most hilarious and disturbing thing I’ve ever heard

@Berry_Bugs_draw 1 year ago (edited)

The amount of bad female AND male anatomy in this fanfic only makes it funnier. It’s genuinely so bad it circles around to being peak fiction.

@s.l.r.9407 1 year ago

Next time a friend tells me she's pregnant, I'll just say "that's so nice, I hope you have a great baby"

@wretchedcats4909 1 year ago

I thought knuckles, Espio and rouge were gonna become a polycule, and then the author pulled out the whole soul body donation stuff and I immediately lost my mind.