Gordon: *dead on the floor*

Alyx: dOcToR fReeMaN, i PrEsUmE?

inacurate gordan isnt bhoping every were and chucking everytthing around him

1:05 soulless Gordon nods in agreement

8:00
Alyx: "I thought for sure I was dead"
Gordon: "I gotchu bro"

Eli: There's nothing Gordon can't handle, with the possible exception of you.
Alyx: Daaad...
Gordon: COMBAT STANCE

5:25 Alex telling her dad she's not leaving without him then notices Gordon jamming to the beat of the game.

No matter how funny you make this video, the ending is still sad. 😢

1:14 it’s amazing how many problems that one act would have solved.

6:12

Kliener: A-
Gordon: G U N

Seeing Alyx's perspective, I can see why she has a bit of a crush on Gordon. His insane hopping around and muteness is cute.

Half Life 2 feels weird now that we know what Alyx is capable of. She just stands around doing nothing, maybe shooting, whereas in her own game shes throwing shit everywhere and blowing combines faces off with grenades and beating headcrabs to death with chairs

Every time Gordon just randomly decides to murder someone my sides crease.

1:12 Gordon really just pulled an "impulse 101"

6:53 Alyx:dad, I'm not saying goodbye.
Eli:never.
Alyx:come on Gordon.
Gordon:*LITERALLY SHOOTS ELI*

3:03 i love how just alyx stops after seeing her dad's body get thrown

We need one for seeing Gordon through the HECU Marines' eyes.

9:10 if you listen carefully, you can hear a shot from gordon for a thousandth of a second from the right speaker

6:05 this part is always got me😂😂😂😂

9:12 "Ah Freeman, well i see the Magnuson device performed flawlessly. I feel compelle- fucking explodes "

8:03 "I thought for sure i was dead."
Gordon: *Loads shotgun with comedic intent*