"WELL GODDAMN SON, I SIGN THE PAYCHECKS"

"I sign the paychecks, son!" slaps Angle and hits Angle with the Angle Slam

Jim Ross up in the crowd screaming PLEASE... PLEASE PLAY MY MUSIC SON

Kurt wit da hair was so GOATed. They shoulda done a gimmick like Carl in Aqua Teen where he gets possessed by the wig.

New Saturday morning sync??!

MEET ME AT THE CONFETTI CANNONS, BOYS

2:11 some guys say "Immor-tell", but i say "Immortal", dude

Seeing Kurt Angle with hair again, even fake hair, is kinda jarring, bald just looks right on him.

It will always be insane to me that Cena was on the chopping block until his rap stuff got to Stephanie's ear. The dude was green af and definitely needed more ring time, but he had everything. Natural charisma, a great look, great faces, an insane work ethic, and moved well in ring.

How Vince saw such a promising prospect, gave him such a big spotlight immediately, then did nothing with him until he was ready to fire him honestly doesn't suprise me tho

3:46 — JR cast Vicious Mockery!

Arab money drop on the Turkey hair plug popped me huge 😂
Kurt’s the best wrestler of all time

Damn, TIL this was the same show Kurt took off the wig.

We need a John Cena untitled theme song seg complete with top 3 lists.

4:56 This part fucking killed me yeooo 😭😭😭

6:27 god cena’s walk was so chopped. Like Vince smacked his ass thru gorilla while cena simultaneously mistrusted a shart. Bro’s mind was panicking 💀💀💀

Get in the mud pit. It's hawg dippin' time.

The ENTIRE JR bit!🤣🤣🤣  Fuckin AMAZING dude!

2:54; MY EYES! 👀🔥

4:13 bro wtf Josh doing

SHUN

4:16; That's funny when you put Josh Peck in the crowd.

NEBRASKA HAT SPOTTED! GBR!