Never stand under oak trees during lightning storms because they have longer roots so it stands more electrical ground and ur most likely to get hit by lightning

I love how the whole her being hit by lightning and turning into a genius thing was by far the most interesting and out there part of the story, but it had almost nothing to do with where they actually took it?

I had a great grandpa who was struck by lightning, they say twice, but I honestly don’t know. But I do know; he smelled of fresh air ( ion ) and dogs wouldn’t go near him, cats hissed at him, and bees would NOT sting him. However, they also won’t sting me… so idk. But he smelled good. And animals were really weirded out by him. Lol

"My two-timing ways led to a cat fight at a party".  There fixed the title of this 'crazy' story.  I suppose she was pretty, she was also smart, that's about the only true things from that story.

why can't they just be in a polyamorous relationsh—

"they're brothers"

goddamnit

Joinen: “I can’t believe a lighting bolt started all of this.”
Her: “But then it struck me.”
Idk why I laughed so hard after this

It's as the old story's tell you, get struck by lightning, gain the ability to predict the stock market

Miranda: This will be the craziest story you've ever heard.
Me: almost laughs to death at stupidity
Miranda: I grew up with loving parents
Me: WOAH WOAH WOAH!! NOW THAT, MY MAN, IS THE CRAZIEST STORY I'VE EVER HEARD!

"how come I know the digits of pi but I don't know the digits of your number?" OOO I FEAR THAT WOULD WORK ON ME 😭✋

These intros are getting more and more creative and I'm loving it, beautiful job editor(s) 😩

but like, the thing about love triangles if you're monogamous is like. this is what dates are for. go out on some dates with them but make sure they know you aren't exclusive, then once you know them better and who would fit your life and you better, you can decide who you want a future with. you don't have to be exclusive to go out on a couple dates, otherwise it  would be such a hassle to get to know each other as a romantic partner

25:27
I accidentally paused here without noticing, and was laughing hysterically at Joinen's face, thinking he was just staying in that position, and then I realized I paused and couldn't stop laughing

“How come I know the 20 digits of pi?”
Me who has memorised the pi song: PATHETIC

The intros get better and better

I dreamt that I was with Joinen and we were sorting st0len money together. We had a blast honestly

“and he sent me flying to the other universe”

kyle: thank god she’s gone

her: why’s there no internet?

that queit silence:

2:13 “I grew up as the only child of loving parents that were always there for me.”

Holy crap that’s so unrealistic they aren’t even trying to make this story sound real holy crap!  Like, serious, both parents loving, and always there for you?  That’s just unrealistic and completely wild and off the rails.

Ahem.

Continue?

Heterosexual love interest like always

"HEY DHAR MAN FAN!" Came out of nowhere,  and I was not ready for the minute long laughter session that would come.

why do they always show a smart character doing really well in exams, don't they know that they 1: test for your memory and 2: test for your memory of useless things