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The internet is doing women 0 favors revealing how clueless they are about every subject..

Before any man gets married he should be required to talk to 5 divorced men about how their divorce proceeded.

The difference is men are not lonely, they choose peace over chaos.

Why have enemies when you can have these woman as partners

I still think its weird people want to confess their personal problems online.

If you've ever been in a long-term relationship, you not only find out they behave like children most of the time. They instigate fights over little pointless things. They wake up at night and blame you for cheating on them in their dream. After you add this to never being able to have fun, because if you are smiling and enjoying yourself, all of a sudden you have chores or have to go shopping. I got tired of it long ago.

My anniversary was yesterday, 16 years. My husband is so wonderful❤ I don't care about what material ways he benefits me. I'm with him because I adore him for who he is, not him treating me a certain way or his money. We're literally together because he accepts my love for him, not because he buys shit or performs for the internet in ways I can brag about. We did literally nothing for our anniversary because every day together is more than enough.

My retirement is fully invested in cat litter, cat food, box wine and SSRI stocks. I am golden.

As a woman these ladies are annoying.

They are all obsessed with greed and absurd standards period

Quick Fact: Jack has adopted two hummingbirds that live in his hair.

A lifetime of never being told no can lead to this.

Marriage is primarily friendship. You can't see your spouse as an enemy and build a good life together.

Vocal fry is a goddamn curse on our society

If they are so happy why are they chronically online documenting every moment of their lives. I have no time for that because I actually enjoy my life.

If I'm not mistaken, this is exactly what a successful feminist looks like.

Simple life without the chaos, thanks.

Front facing camera is the hardest drug women have ever encountered in history. Or, the "electronic mirror" as I like to call it.

Every woman that is single at 32 who is looking for the nice guy rejected that same nice guy when she was 21 years old