Tarkov: A Video of the Game
PoobTube
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A tarkov video. Thats what this is. Edited by @SwiftJake and featuring that one guy @GeneralSam
20 Comments
@autinigor 2 years ago (edited)
I'm grateful to see poob streaming as it implies for a brief moment children around the world are safe
@jollysmells1256 2 years ago (edited)
The name Poob kinda sounds like poop...
(edit): It's crazy how bitcoin changes so dramatically in game. I remember when Bitcoin was changed to static price of like 62 or 63k. It went from "Holy shi dude, i just found a bitcoin let's get out, to "Ah a ShidCoin, let's go farm raiders". And when you find one as a scav, when it's skyrocket price, the whole time ur wondering if ur teammate is gonna dome u for it (Omid). I usually play solo Tarkov but, anytime i find something valuable in-raid, my mind, even if it's just for a split second, thinks of the multitude of war crimes Omid has committed against his fellow man and if he might be in my raid. Then after I calm myself down, my mind wanders to the Despicable Gatekeeper that is ExfilCamper. I tell myself "Surely he's not here, surely". Then after that crisis of thinking, I find myself looking at the Raid timer and seeing that scavs can spawn in, and envisioning the Rat God himself, General Sam and the Futuristic Rat strategies that he invokes upon us lowly PMCs. Tarkov is hell and the three Horsemen are enough to make a man weep. We shant speak of the fourth horseman, lest his wrath fall upon our heads.
(edit): It's crazy how bitcoin changes so dramatically in game. I remember when Bitcoin was changed to static price of like 62 or 63k. It went from "Holy shi dude, i just found a bitcoin let's get out, to "Ah a ShidCoin, let's go farm raiders". And when you find one as a scav, when it's skyrocket price, the whole time ur wondering if ur teammate is gonna dome u for it (Omid). I usually play solo Tarkov but, anytime i find something valuable in-raid, my mind, even if it's just for a split second, thinks of the multitude of war crimes Omid has committed against his fellow man and if he might be in my raid. Then after I calm myself down, my mind wanders to the Despicable Gatekeeper that is ExfilCamper. I tell myself "Surely he's not here, surely". Then after that crisis of thinking, I find myself looking at the Raid timer and seeing that scavs can spawn in, and envisioning the Rat God himself, General Sam and the Futuristic Rat strategies that he invokes upon us lowly PMCs. Tarkov is hell and the three Horsemen are enough to make a man weep. We shant speak of the fourth horseman, lest his wrath fall upon our heads.
@JohnGuiltyGear 2 years ago
My life has been EMPTY without papa poob. He's BACK and I'm OH SO FULL 😍
@SemiHardTrucker 2 years ago
this video triggered my chest squib to activate and shoot hot goo straight up through the collar of my shirt and onto/ all over my face. Thanks papapoob!
@tibermaricadie651 2 years ago
This stream was almost as good as the one where he mumbled to himself in an Irish accent for the last 3 hours ^.^
@brysonbridges1496 2 years ago
Couldn’t even EDGE to this video. I CREAMED as soon as I heard his voice lol
@mit_meister 2 years ago
1:55 if u watch sams most recent tarkov video this joke has the context it needs to actually make sense, and becomes funnier by a nice 45% i reckon
@GRITFoxhole 2 years ago (edited)
Real talk the edits and structure of this video was on point!! Shoot out editor and poob for being hilarious
@de-ment 2 years ago
Is this the game where he stepped on a MINE and DIED on the SPOT!? OMG so embarrasing! Why would he upload this instead of hiding from that DISAPPOINTMENT!? What a FREAK...
@blacktuesday7427 2 years ago
I feel like Poob would really like Armored Core 6 based on his rant on titanfall, am I crazy?
Tarkov: A Video of the Game
PoobTube
61,953 views
A tarkov video. Thats what this is. Edited by @SwiftJake and featuring that one guy @GeneralSam