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When you piss off the necromancer FOR THE LAST TIME

You're gonna have a bard time.

"Tis a morn of great beauty. The sparrows doth sing, the flow'rs are in bloom full. On days such as this, children such as thyself...shall be cosigned to damnation"

When you swing at the bard to finally shut them up but they actually dodge it:

O, thou selfish knight, thou has slain my brotheren, as such, prepare thyself for a terrible event.

Tis a quite quaint day outside.  Birds art singing, flowers art blooming.  On days liketh these, kids liketh thee
shouldst be burning in hell

Actual audio of what the Crusaders heard when they attempted to take Damascus in 1148.

Doth thee desire a bad time

It’s all fun and games until the bards eyes glow

I JUST realized the Dragons are the Gaster Blasters.

SANS - ATK 1 DEF 1
The weakest crusader. Can only dealeth a single damage.
Cannot keep blocking forevermore.
Simply keep attacking.

Twist ending, The knight was the boss fight

Sans would probably be called "Serif" since every letter back then had serifs and the concept of "sans serif" was probably a bit too alien for them

When Grendel's Mother discovers that Beowulf killed Grendel.

People in 1346: we are stronger than ever, no one could beat us

Rats in 1347: sudden boss music start

Story time:

I was the DM and the BBEG of this particular adventure was an undead Bard who, along with his undead band, sought to regain their souls by  sacrificing an orphanage.

When the party cornered the BBEG and his goons, the BBEG began to play a song.

This particular one.

That's when it clicked for each of the players.

The bard's name was "Sansford".

imagine a brawl starting in a tavern and the bards would just suddenly change tune to this.

"My name is Sans The Skeleton. You killed my brother. Prepare to die!"

The best part about these bardcore things is the vaguely appropriate medieval-style drawings.