"He's very attractive and funny and smart and attractive and strong"
**I'm Johnsonboss**

1:20 Purpled tells them his mom came into the room, then immediately goes to talking to us. We are his mom confirmed. Yes, all of us.

“He’s very attractive and funny and smart and... attractive and.. strong”

Obama giving himself a medal

“No, I’m Johnson boss”
“No, I’m Johnson boss”

“Are you sure?”
“Yes”
“HIV Positive?”
no response

Alternate title: Man talks to himself in the third person

props to the teammates for playing along and not instantly saying he´s purpled

“Are you going now?”   🥺
“Yes”  😐
“Can we be friends?” 👉👈
“No. goodbye now”  😑

“Are you recording?”

“No, I’m Johnson boss.”

Kid: “That’s a pretty og name you got.”
Purpled: Literally made the account minutes ago

90% of this video
“I’m johnsonboss”

"are you recording" "no im Jhonson Boss"

Purpled: I am johnsonboss
The guy: links his channel
Purpled: I think he's on to me

"are you sure"
purp: "yes"
"HIV positive?"
purp: "what"

Honestly, I got respect for those guys going along with the johnsonboss joke rather than being 10 year old stans.

Edit: sorry I don't know what I meant by "joke". johnsonboss is a very real and strong and muscular and attractive person.

I like how they figured it out within a few seconds

I liked the part where he said ”I’m Johnson boss”

random guy: hello wanna call
another guy: wait you sound like purpled
purpled:
no, I’m johnsonboss
no, I’m johnsonboss
no, I’m johnsonboss
no, I’m johnsonboss
no, I’m johnsonboss
no, I’m johnsonboss
no, I’m johnsonboss
no, I’m johnsonboss
no, I’m johnsonboss
no, I’m johnsonboss
no, I’m johnsonboss
no, I’m johnsonboss
no, I’m johnsonboss

"hold up my mom's coming in the room"
also purpled:
"I have never had any parents or relatives, I came from nowhere

"my moms coming in the room"
"i have no parents"
"my mom gave me this name"
Purpled: narrating all moves