Airport personnel: "Who is this sassy lost child?"

"Would you like a lollipop?"
"I'm 38 but yes."

“Noooo why is she pretending to be a loli?! She should get canceled!!”🤬- Anti

“Pretending? I wish I was pretending” - Gura

so you're telling me, if i ever cross paths with a rlly smol lady, who I would mistake for a child, that could potentially be Gawr Gura

Gura getting mistaken as a child at airports is oddly hilarious.

The oreo bag squashing and that airport story are my most fav evidences of irl smol-sized Gura. I felt that Gura is suffering from her cuteness much more than on stream and that is cute in itself

"Are you sure you're not a child?"
Gura: tells a story

gura being adorably tiny is one of my favorite things
also, the fact that she has so many stories of being mistaken for being a child is so funny

That's why she's perfect the way she is.

Gura is 10 ft of personality in a 4 ft package

The fact the Gura's hands/arms are soo tiny that she can't even crush up some Oreo's is both incredibly cute and a little sad.

That oreo clip will always be my favorite, the biggest vtuber is a fun-sized little lady, lol.

She knows how to trigger chat. SHE KNOWS HER POWER

God fuckin bless. Pisses me off some people still say that they just "MaDe HEr MoDEl a lIteRaL ChiLD" as if tiny petite women who frequently get mistaken for children aren't a thing.

"What do you say when someone offers you candy? You say 'yes' ". Man it's a miracle Gura reached adulthood mostly unharmed. But maybe Atlantis is different from the surface, who knows.

I always love the bank story because she acted all insulted but then accepts the lollipop anyway. She's adorable.

6:51 “how old do you think I am? Is it the hat?!”

No it’s because you can’t see over the counter

If your girl is:
From a distant place,
Apex predator,
Can be found below Area 5'1,
Possessing overly large eyes,

That's no alien, that's Gura !!

6:28 "I had donut-glazed eyes"
Lol I love how she goombified that expression
The original would be "my eyes were glazed over" maybe, cos you know a glaze is like this opaque  coating you put on something so glazed eyes would be eyes that can't see anything cos it's covered and can't focus on anything

We all know Gooba is smol irl, just like she is in regards to her fellow HoloMems. That honestly just makes her all the more cute and gremlin-like.