Alternate title: JohnnyUtah talking to himself for about 14 minutes

I love how the opposing armies don’t even act like enemies or rivals, they just seem like passive-aggressive frenemies

This series has aged well.

6:02 cracks me up every single time

I like how the made a whole series... for a logo

"Its only gay if you make eye contact"
i have never seen such truer words

I like how JohnnyUtah doesn't try to give the characters voices so everyone has the same voice

2:56 the iconic "ugh"

11:18
Best conversation I've ever heard

i like the fact that when skittles zooms in with the sniper scope, he for whatever reason is able to hear them speaking

Fun fact: There was meant to be another episode released around 2012 but Johnny cancelled it. He used to feel regret from it but didn't after a while. But now with Friday Night Funkin' bringing the captain back into the spotlight he's feeling that regret all over again.

Little did Tankman realize that he'd be singing against a cyan haired kid in his future.

Fathers: exist

Private skittles: “and I took that personally”

7:07 love that giggle from tim

This feels oddly nostalgic even though I've never watched these before

8:45 when widescreen becomes a thing

7:54 AHEAD OF HIS GODDAMN TIME

To answer the Captain's question:
88 MPH = 141.622272 kilometers

“I didn’t forget, I just don’t care”

-Tankman