Remember that when Jerry Seinfeld was 38 years old, he had a 17 year old girlfriend that he used to pick up at her high school.

Bobcat said it best - “the best thing Jerry did for his career was being friends with Larry David.”

Patrice O'Neal said he didn't think Kramer was racist until he did the apology 😂😂

Jerry Seinfeld seeking Bill Maher of all people for advice on how to stay relevant gave me psychic damage.

For the longest time, my friend thought all the stand up bits on Seinfeld were suppose to be not funny. Like, he thought it was a running joke that the famous comedian isnt funny. He was shocked to find out it was Jerrys actual stand up 😂

I think you missed one important thing that comes up with Jerry frequently. It's when he brings up why he loves bees and it's because of "their respect for hierarchy". Jerry thinks everyone is programmed for their place in the hierarchy and should be happy there. Don't get uppity and recognize Jerry is at the top of the hierarchy. Your place is to laugh at his jokes and service Queen Jerry.

I love when comedians talk with each other and sound like they are actively curing cancer. I hope they never wise up and stop because it always results in actual comedy.

Every time some of these guys complain about "we can't tell jokes anymore" we should ask them for the examples of these jokes.

Ironically, some people thought Jerry was playing a neurotic character on 'Seinfeld', when he was just playing a tamed version of his true self.

Joe saying “we kept doing it…” like he was doing some brave act of civil disobedience by violating a stool.

Bobcat Goldthwait living rent free inside of Jerry's mind for some 30 years because of a single joke that actually happened to be true is pretty damn hilarious.

17:57 "i didnt know her age!" He says as he picked her up from high school 😂😂😂😂

Jerry Seinfeld coming across less likable than Bill Maher is insane.

Larry King: "Have I hurt you Jerry?" brutal.

Seinfeld set off my alarm bells during his appearance on Norm MacDonalds podcast where Norm asked him how he "gives back" and Jerry was offended and said he considers his creation of  "Seinfeld" is a public service the poors should be grateful for.

"A good pancake should feel like soft human flesh."
"You're there in the brightly-colored underpants, and you've got soft human flesh in front of you."
-Jerry Seinfeld, to Jimmy Fallon, while having pancakes in a diner.
I will probably go to my grave wondering why in the name of all things holy Seinfeld uttered those words.

"Shana is a person, not an age" feels more incriminating than just admitting he was a predator.

Here's some enlightening perspective.

There's a clip from William Buckley's show in 1968 where he asked Groucho Marx if comedy is dead because "You can't say the same joke today that you could 20 years ago."

It's just a never ending circle jerk.

Larry David hasn’t stopped being funny for decades. It’s not society. It’s Jerry.

“The actual Jerry dates a highschool student meeting her at 17”
“Aaahhh that’s a fun age” plays 💀