James workshop taking my wallet and wife to bed, but man I gotta have me some primaris lieutenants

I've never played a game of 40K despite having a 3000 point army of Blood Angel's and Guards each.

6:40 stealing citadel glue is honestly a punishment for yourself. Get you some tamiya lol

That guy's getting screwed twice once by games workshop, and once by the manager of the game's workshop

Sometimes being a Christian is an excercise in watching the world smiling in the chaos  while you sit there trying not to hate yourself or the situation.

I will argue every day that stealing small amounts is NOT a victimless crime. You are making yourself the victim by breaking down your moral character. You are letting the Intrusive Thoughts win. Do these actions enough, and you may very well get started down a path you don't want to be on.

That last one sounds like something we might have heard the other side of as a nightmare 😂

5:26 I also carry the scar of mass effect 3s ending

@2:25 well, the American Civil War really did boil down to preserving the right to own slaves.
Yes, it was considered an economic necessity by the South. Yes, it was the flashpoint for maintaining states ability to self-govern. But BOTH of those motivations centered on the right to own slaves. So… that’s really what it was about, fundamentally.

Here at Games Workshop, we screw over our customers on a regular basis. But we condemn the idea of screwing our customer's wives.
We do have standards ya know! That must mean that they never sold anything to their wives either then.

Back in my day a FT from another store was boffing a kids mum. The dad found out and he came to the store when it was closed. The husband walked THROUGH the door. FT got fired all hell at the time.

Back in those days GW was almost entirely young men. Young dumb and full of lead by weight 😂

11:26 the YouTuber equivalent of Sports Direct High Wycombe which has been having a closing down sale for around ten years now 😂

The first point regarding the Horus Herasy, this is dumb imho. Horus falls to a magic wound - you don't need more than that! As for following Horus, the imperium resembles the Roman and medieval period where people followed their generals in revolts on the daily. Your view is presentism and a spoilt modern view in your comfy life where your resources or life quality is always optimal. A successful general could change your life immeasurably.

North truly has become the Jerry Springer of Warhammer. X3

Just like voting with your hobby dollar, vote with your veiwership and interactions. If you see a creator you like gets an early boxset, just dont watch that video, you dont have to all or nothing cut off the creator just dont reward that behavior. GW does this because its free advertising. Especially if theyre going to artificially create shortages.

Some of North’s fans surprise me! 😮

wow, when saying GW cucks their customers i never thought it's literal

I've never played a full game of 40k i have ~>3000 points BT marrines 5 dreadnouts two knights n a few vehicles two boxes of sisters n 100 blue berries some first born!

25:32 🥺 but... But... Whose going to lather my back?

30k space marines aren't at the point of 40k Chaos marines. They're much more about brotherhood