Who else doesn’t know how to play poker but still is watching

How to play poker as Simon:
1. See your hand
2. Fold
3. Tell everyone else what they should have done
4. Lose all your money

Tobi: We've all put $1000 each, so the winner will take home $5000
Sad vik and harold noises

Harry isn’t here because he’s been banned from all gambling websites permanently

Jj casually has four of a kind queens

Josh: Winner takes home 5K u know

JJ: (who once threw 10K around london) damn is anyones hands sweating?

Looks like JJ’s going through another emo phase judging by the haircut 😂

This game legit gifted JJ the win, the amount of great hands he was gifted is actually insane

I’ve never seen anyone with as many winning hands as JJ, his luck is just insane

JJ: mischievous but lowkey knows what he’s doing
Josh: Way to conservative only plays when he has a hand
Simon: Gets scared every hand when someone raises
Ethan: doesn’t know wtf he’s doing
Tobi: just hopes for the best each hand

Josh: Hes got nothing I swear!
JJ: Out here with 4 queens

For people that don’t know poker here are a simple explanation:
Everybody get 2 cards each. They are given the option to bet the same amount, raise the bet price or fold (give up). Then they bet over each round. Then it will be 5 cards on the table. The players can use their 2 cards (both, one of em, or none) and the 5 on the table to make the best hand (5 cards). Here is the card order:
- STRAIGHT FLUSH: same symbol and numbers in order (ROYAL FLUSH: ♥️10,J,Q,K,A best hand in game)
- 4 of the same number (5,5,5,5,7)
- FULL HOUSE: 3 of the same number and 2 of the same number (5,5,5,3,3)
- FLUSH: all 5 cards with same symbol (♥️3,8,9,J,K)
- STRAIGHT: all 5 cards in rising order (3,4,5,6,7)
- three of the same (4,4,4,7,9)
- two pairs of the same (4,4,3,3,K)
- two of the same (4,4,3,7,9)
If you have none the one above the winner will be the one the highest card.

Hope it helps and like so people that don’t know the game can understand

As someone who doesn’t know a single thing abt poker, I’m surprised I found this enjoyable

if Harry was playing he would’ve gone all in on his first 3 hands and lost all his money lmao

Simon-“I haven’t had a pair all game”..... has pocket 8s
😂😂😂

Winner should join the sidemen

why Harry and Vik are not in the vid

Harry: spends all the money on drugs
Vik: too smart

Ethan when he realized that 3 queens were not enough for the W 😂😂

Doesn’t feel the same without our favourites, The brown and the clown 😭

Watching Tobi and Josh check or bet 50 chips with a full house is painful