“yes as you can see I DO have eyeballs and they are STUNNING”

“this is my bare face I have absolutely no makeup on” tell them sis

It should be illegal to be this stunning. It's not fair for us peasants.

john maclean: ｓｅａｍｌｅｓｓｎｅｓｓ～
juno birch: sTUNNINGG

“I like to become more stunning more faster”.
Amen.

Juno almost having a break down over taking her sunglasses off is the ONLY mood

List of products used:
Eyeshadow: This
Brushes: This
Blush: This
Eyebrow pencil: This

Love you queen!

“I like to become more stunning more faster”

“Sometimes these highlights look so stunning on me and then sometimes they just look like a bird just shat on me face”

- dead 😂

“It doesn’t matter if it’s uneven, bc who the hell has a even face!!?” FACTS

I love when Jennifer Coolidge seemingly possesses Juno

“This is my natural skin tone do not judge me!!”

Juno is the only alien I’ve ever seen who can talk while putting on a lip

"that was not the intention that was a mistake" is going on my tombstone

I actually did my makeup like Juno, only in neutral tones like a boring human, and was told by someone who had no idea who Juno Birch even is that I was stunning!!! 😮😁

Trixie Mattel was found earlier this night scalped. Apparently, a neighbor saw an alien leaving her apartment. When asked to describe what the alien looked like they said: "STUNNING'' they also said the alien was wearing a hard front Dolly Parton wig possibly from Party City.

The words:  “ICONIC” “STUNNNINGG” and “GORGEOUS” have been ingrained in my vocabulary. Not gunna lie, it’s a positivity booster. Why didn’t I do this before?

Juno saying “stunning” cured my shelter in place depression.

"bLoSh"

I love how most of Juno's vocabulary is just "stunning"