Ahhh, but the beer in Germany is served cold! No need for ice. If it gets warm it means you not drinking fast enough...

I love how “more democracy” and “more religion” are both represented by the same gun.

My German boyfriend that lives with me in the US right now also suggested:

1. Americans renting cars in Germany and found only manual cars
2. Americans would end up going to a brothel eventually
3. Americans being shocked at how old buildings are
4. Americans shocked by how expensive the fuel price is in Germany

3:17 1 kilometer=1000 Minecraft blocks 😂

We had an exchange student from the US here a few years ago who wanted to go really fast on the Autobahn for once.  We took him in a car that really does go 300 and drove to a good stretch where you can go that fast.  
The scene was very similar to your clip.  Until 180 he was quite happy, at 230 he said it really was enough, beyond 250 he was begging for mercy...
I don't think he wet himself, but sure came close...
Not that we were "used to" driving that fast either, but we didn't let that show..  ;)

As an American, I can confirm our phones all have the president's phone number pre-programmed into them in case there are Russians around.

Every American watching this is wondering what the heck “heated ketchup” is.

As an American German I am both ashamed but entertained by this 😂.

I like how chill the German dude is with all the American shenaniganery but the straw that breaks the camel's back is putting ice in beer
LMFAO

As a belgian, seeing someone put ice in a beer is a blasphemy to my eyes.

I'm Swedish and took some American tourists mushroom picking in the woods, they got really upset when they discovered that I didn't bring guns. So I asked them if they intended to hunt the mushrooms.
The best way to protect yourself from wild animals, is to not interact with them at all, just sing and make noice while walking and you will be 100% fine.

2:50 the thing that gets me is the plane being an SU-34

I am amazed by American pistol's ability to play music whenever they are raised to shoulder level. I've never been to America; I assume that's how they work over there.

I do like how the American guy can just produce guns at a moments notice, I like to think he's not even carrying them, he just wills them into existence.

Please do a "When Germans visit the USA"

2:50 those are russian SU's not american planes💀

"I'm going to call the immigration  office"
Lmao, as a Mexican that deported joke had me rolling

I once tried when I worked at a restaurant. That an American complained about no free refills, small portions of food and lacking food options. My suggestion came immediately, How about you travel home to the usa, like now. He looked shocked at that answer.

Opening a beer bottle with teeth is debatable, but it's true that we use basically everything as a bottle opener: lighter, table, rings, other bottles, ... in that clip my go to choice would have been the railing