0:10 Alright shit bitch

0:39 Ghoul Grumps intro reversed

0:46 Black Eyed Priest

1:03 Butthole Sniffin’ Adventure pt 1

2:12 Pumpkin famine of 19-7 (I don’t want a pumpkin baby!)

3:27 THE KIDS WANNA HEAR GODZILLA

3:30 Stage Five Gargoyle

4:03 Stupid Uncle Jack

6:03 The Count in his castle

6:47 Herner Mernterner (Everybody Loves That Hannah Montana)

7:26 Under Da Toilet

8:02 If my name was Rachel

8:54 IT SAYS PASTA INSTEAD OF PIZZA NOW!

9:28 TWO RUGS

10:05 I eat filth off the bottom of my shoe

10:27 Oh, did this cock?

10:37 Ghost Hunt with Dousing Rods

11:43 Michael Moor from Hallowern?

12:09 The Arin Egoraptor Special

12:18 Hello, Mr. Cow

12:26 Big Mouth Billy Bass

12:35 The woman chainsawing me from Butts to Nuts

13:12 I’m right here with you. (Forever your bro!)

13:52 Butthole Sniffin’ Adventure pt 2

14:36 I’m grapes :D

14:52 Go away Ross, stop. I’m trying to be beautiful.

14:57 Bo Peep Bonnets!

15:16  I’ll teach you the ways! My name is Crig, I’m 26 and single

15:33 Can you hold me? I’m scared. Over.

15:35 413 413 413 413 413 413-

15:55 Whap Goblin

16:55 I’ll fucking kill you. I’ll fucking murder your face, fuck you.

17:52 Carlos’ Herb Garden

18:49 Sedentary Ball (Single Testicle. Multiple Testicle.)

19:20 Where does jizz come (cum lol) from

19:56 Gonna pee pee my pantyyy

20:25 You is mean man

20:47 I ate one of the paintings

21:24 WHY DID MY DAD BIRTH ME?!

21:46 UPACK Deez Nuts in your mouth, Ghost

21:55 Maybe Object move? SON OF A BITCH!
22:13 THAT’S SO MUCH CRAZIER THAN THE PAPER TOWEL MOVING

22:36 Well, then eat the green beans, Ted

23:01 I gotta get her healthy shit so she can live another day of this horror

23:12 I’m gonna sheize

23:33 Melon! Got you pushing too many pencils, huh? (Predator reference based)

23:57 Ride motorcycles or become a doctor?

24:20 I need to get muffins for my d-AAAHH!!!

24:27 Granny Song

24:50 IT’S REAL AS FUCK, Y’ALL!!!

25:09 Dan’s Jumpscare

25:42 Butthole Sniffin’ Adventure pt 3

26:24 I can feel the fuckery happening (Arin is a terrible liar)

28:08 I should’ve known. How stupid am I? Blair Witch motherfucker

29:11 Ben, put up a “Danny Wins!”

29:37 Frickin’ Dingle-Butt

29:43 Fast n’ Furious “I had you,” “You didn’t even have your car!”

30:00 Jerry-shiftin’ when you shoulda’ been Granny-Loopin’

30:45 If you want Daddy to be scared, you need to throw some nasty crazy shit at me

31:32 14 Scary Things in Australia

31:38 Werewolf Bar Mitzvah

32:27 BRING ME THE CHILD

33:04 Werewolf Bar Mitzvah 2

33:41 Fuckin’ Krampus, idk

34:11 Nothing can get me from behind, right?

34:41 Why am I never safe. I hate Ghoul Grumps.

35:03 Can we just cancel Ghoul Grumps?

35:11 Butthole Sniffin’ Adventure pt 4

36:25 Barry Potter

36:45 Arin’s eating vomit right now

37:19 Arin’s Sass Level

38:20 I’m sorry, alright? I had McDonald’s

38:26 “hElLo I’m MaTpAt! BuT dOn’T tAkE mY wOrD fOr It duh-duh-dut!”

39:22 Have you ever watched- uh Reading Ranbow lat- lastely?

40:14 Heineken? No, fuck that shit. Pabst Blue Ribbon

40:30 Ottoman. Guitar. Coffee Cup. Toaster. Chair.

41:42 Chapstick… -Mothman

42:13 [Mothman] probably has moist, smooth lips because of all the **chapstick** he uses

42:35 pee pee. yes. lips’re chapped.

42:47 Ghosts.. I like to eat, eat, eat apples and bananas…

43:37 Borrrnana

43:46 Castlevania Rap (I have syphilis)

44:11 No False Reports

44:45 I think he’s cute :3 (I don’t know where are my clothes go)

45:07 Suck me off, deer. STUPID DEER FUCK.

46:08 It’s not gonna open the door.

46:42 You should’ve chosen Aquamarine. You will pay dearly.

47:08 Butthole Sniffin’ Adventure pt 5

47:36 A Marine Biologist. Hoo-rah

47:55 He gave ya some Snickers?

48:17 FUCK YOU, JIM. FUCK YOU! GET OUTTA MY STORE! FUCK OUTTA MY STORE, JIM! ALWAYS STEALIN’ MY REESE’S PIECES! BUYIN UP ALL MY STAR-BURST! THAT’S MY BEST-SELLING PRODUCT! STARBURST IS THE HARDEST TO RESTOCK! GOTTA CALL UP THE COMPANY DIRECTLY! FUCK YOU, JIM!

48:49 Arin complains about the Reese’s wrapper.

49:40 I really satisfy! Reeeally really. And packed with peanuts!

50:05 MOOOAAAR!!!

50:25 Die, you sick son of a bitch!

51:47 I like to eat my own saliva. Nature has given me a gift: producing my own candy

52:04 Jiggly-Man

52:23 This is the kitchen, this is the foyer, and this is the ass

52:30 Fuck. Fuck. God damnit. Shit. That takes care of the first floor. FUCK. (Man in fedora walks around his house and curses) God damnit. That takes care of this floor, now to check the basement. GOD DAMNIT. FUCK. Shit.

53:42 “Not your home?” Well I’ve got news for you, it is my home. Looks like this subtle blood trail leads to the basement. Looks like the basement is open… YOU BETTER NOT BE DOWN THERE, YOU LITTLE BITCH. IT’S YOU AND ME NOW.

53:58 I’M GONNA RECORD ME KICKING YOUR ASS.

54:05 That fucker. The previous owner didn’t disappear… he’s been living down here the whole fucking time. Where did that bitch go? GOD DAMNIT. ASS. Shit. God damnit.

54:45 Uh, Little Man’s Bitch? (Loading More Bullshit, Lik Ma Balls)

55:26 Donkey Kong as Fuck

55:34 RUN! IT’S THE TUNGULUUUS!!!

55:50 Tungulus Ending Soliloquy

57:21 Butthole Sniffin Adventure pt 6 (Finale)

57:33 NO! DON’T FEAR FART! THAT’S THE LAST THING YOU WANNA DO!

"Hello, shitbitch. Welcome to Ghoul Grumps."

Strong start to this one.

"I don't know how else to describe it but this story is making it so I can no longer see." Allie is a gem

“Where can I throw up where you’d be the least mad at me” is one of the funniest things they’ve ever said

"Pumpkins were made by God to scare children away." - Arin "Butthole Sniffing Adventure" Hanson

Love when they end a joke with that hesitant voice "hes got that boom boom,,, ¿pray?"

Jack Septiceye sleeping on the couch while Arin and Dan scream about pumpkin babies is so good

30:50 Underrated as fuck moment where when Arin is looking up "scary tings", a picture of himself comes up in the All search results lmfaoo

25:10 is just PERFECT comedic  timing, it gets me every time. the light jogging followed by an immediate ghost

"wap goblin" takes on a whole new meaning now

The way Arin says "Hello Mr. Cow~" was oddly satisfying

"with confidence comes great wonfidence" really inspires me man

Dan: "Ohh Barry, you may want to put in some Uncle Jack, somehow."
Barry: "Nope, sorry. Won't do it."

Alias: "But I will!"

Dan violently wrestling a giant gummy bear in an attempt to decapitate it while shouting a random Bloodborne boss name is a work of art. Nothing will ever make me feel the same feeling I feel when I watch that clip.

Black eyed priest, he’s got that boom boom pray 😂 killed me

Imagine if the song WAP had been out when they played Dead Rising

Dan: “I’m grapes 😃.”
Arin: “ turns around, flips his hair out of his face That’s grape 🙂.” Arin’s deadpan delivery killed me 🤣 14:39

i started a sneeze but then i heard "jerryshifting instead of grannylooping" and i laughed through the sneeze weirdest pain of my life

“this story is making it so i can no longer see” 8:42 so good

aw man, now I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight cause I'll be too scared of the Tungulus